nina

[pattoune @leanfloat]

u yo daddy son

[gabby @MISERABLEN0W]

A man you don’t like and find annoying will be like “you really remind me of Aubrey Plaza.”

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

cause what the hell is she whispering in my ear about panties for?

[ciara 🐰🧁 @ciaramiara]

realizing that how i grew up really does affect how i am in my relationships

[doomer @uncledoomer]

a few years ago i started throwing every medical bill directly in the trash and there have been literally zero consequences

[T @BOTTLEBLONDEZ]

Fake caring about his death as a way of getting into bisexual men’s pants>>>>

[prezoh @prezoh]

me: i think i'm gonna kill myself soon.
ellen:

[Floriiann @clubdiscocharts]

I want something for real..

[cole @juul_survivor]

I don't know I just don't think this is like, right for me. I don't wanna do it. I wanna go home. Like, I can't take the pressure of it

[kamau @poorteffy]

In 9th grade my white ass Spanish teacher remixed fuck up some commas by future talmbout some “cómo te llamas”

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Americans love cars because they combine their two favorite things: sitting down and killing people

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

an amazing boyfriend is kinda the equivalent of an average female friendship

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

What do you even do if you’re in a relationship other than have sex and go eat at a restaurant and get engaged

[Lu @DonLulio]

you talk to some whos 21 on twitter and realize yo brain really don’t finish developing till 25 but then you see a 27 year old on here with the same thinking process as the 21 year old and realize all this shit fake asf and we all going to hell

[julia @eathedocument]

just cried to a neutral milk hotel song because it reminded me of giovanni’s room

[swwfia 🇵🇸 @fazendotuites]

concurso de sosias do cameron winter na minha casa hoje 20:00

[nina @weenorbals]

@jorfolle i hope so