a girl no older than 10 came into my store. out of nowhere i heard her go "miku, miku, you can call me miku"
so, naturally, i walked over to her, bent down to her level and asked "are you larping, or can you name 15 miku songs?"
when she couldn't, i kicked her out. #GateKEPT
#jschlatt: I hate this place, its not nicely designed and none of the clothes fit me
#tina: not nicely designed.. THOSE ARE MY CLOTHES. wait you tried on my mini skirt?
#jschlatt: no I did not I just looked at it and decided it wouldn't fit my size 50 waist
squidward is an ageing conservative homosexual, probably with a catholic background. you can tell he resents spongebob for being openly femme even though he himself is a bitchy quеenу gay guy who's too bald and poorly dressed to even be charming with it.