Kristin M

Mom, wife, Yankees & Giants fan, Devils v. Canes cause mental and emotional distress

[Kristin M @weetie21]

@xWing_Dan @MLBRaleigh It is a worse drive from northern Tampa to St Pete’s than driving over the GWB from Jersey to Yankee Stadium. Then you get there and it takes an hour just to park

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

TRUMP: “I just want to find 11,780 votes”

[Kristin M @weetie21]

@RyanHenkel_ Good!

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

This is freaking hilarious 🤣 😂 😆

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

You defunded Elmo.

[Negan @Roger_Negan]

This

[WFAN Sports Radio @WFAN660]

The wait is over!!

For the first time in 53 years, the Knicks are champions! Stay locked in on our livestream and on the FAN for all the reactions!!

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

A picture worth a thousand words 👏

(📸 Josh Lavallee/NHLI via Getty Images)

[Conor Maguire @cmaguire2008]

The Knicks are gonna comeback…

Got a weird feeling this ain’t over.

[Savanah Tujague 🇺🇸🇦🇷 @savanah2j]

🚨 SOUND THE MFING SIREN 🚨

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

Bring the storm.

[Kristin M @weetie21]

@TheWarningTake Your post was on TNT

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Twizzlers taste like as if someone was vaguely thinking of cherries whilst melting plastic bags into a pasta noodle press

[Kristin M @weetie21]

@ThePGACaniac @Canes We always say it’s a great place to live but no reason to visit

[That Week In SNL @ThatWeekInSNL]

It’s crazy to think that if Ringo appears with Paul tonight, Lorne has the chance to complete a *50 year old joke*

[Carolina Hurricanes @Canes]

WHO WANTS A BEER SKATE?!

RT for your chance to win the hottest drinking device in sports.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Great news! Congress is proposing a bill for public school teachers that will mandate starting base salaries of $60,000, plus a $50,000 signing bonus, overtime pay of 25% of their base salary, and student loan forgiveness of up to $60,000!

Just kidding. That’s the federally mandated compensation package for an ICE agent.

- BP Sweany

[Kristin M @weetie21]

@NorwichFB Beast mode incoming!!

[Sapiens - KalshiBackTest.com @BitcoinSapiens]

The minimum wage in Pennsylvania is $7.25 an hour.

A regular Auntie Anne’s soft pretzel at the mall is $7.29.

Imagine telling someone an hour of their time is worth less than a pretzel.

[Stormy @StormyCanes]

Welcome to hell you muppet reject