Weetus Cren

Actor and Creator

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Pretty sure your dad’s about to lose worse than last time. Best of luck to you. But I wouldn’t bet money on a losing horse.

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@SpeakerJohnson That isn’t your call to make though, is it?

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It will be interesting to watch how many people’s careers are destroyed by chaining themselves to the Trumptanic.

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Only two types of people carry handguns around in briefcases: assassins and dipshits. Who doesn’t check their f’ing briefcase before going on a trip? Lucky for this dipshit, he’s a senator.
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@TolkienWonder Sala Baker

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@jk_rowling Depends on where they were psychologically at the time. Feeling creative: intricate, artistic carvings. Busy trying to hit a deadline: completely untouched, rotting in a corner. Frustrated: 20-30 stabs with a kitchen knife.

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Did anyone check the Cadillac on Cedar Key to make sure the lady’s husband wasn’t tied up in the trunk? Might be another insurance policy we’re not aware of. #cedarkey #cedarkeycadillac #Idalia

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@georgie_grier Performed in ‘Tartuffe’ for an excellent crowd of one. We told ourselves “let’s make this the best show they’ve ever seen”. Luckily the rest of the run was much better, but it was one of our shows that was really on. They came back with a group of people the next week.

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Wow, @CNN… how is this not racist? (Btw, white people are also an ethnic minority in China) https://t.co/djFtJ0a3Zq

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RIP Mr #TomSizemore. May we work together again somewhere in the underworld.

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So let me get this straight… Hunter Biden who went to Yale was doing a bunch of sketchy business deals and making boat-loads of money then took his broken laptop with a bunch of illegal stuff on it to an off-brand Mac shop to get it fixed and then just left it there? Really???

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I’m so sick of hearing the word #unprecedented in the #news ! It’s like when a little kid learns the word #fart for the first time and just keeps saying it over and over again until you want to send him off to boarding school. @CNN @FoxNews and @ everyone else.

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@ImAngelaDiMarco @davidscotthogan Might want to see it first. Hobbit houses are usually smaller than you think.

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@Acyn The inventory list was pretty straightforward. Just look for the boxes that say “Top Secret” as opposed to things like “Coupons for my favorite restaurants” or “Stripper payments”.

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@Acyn It’s like watching a high-school kid explain to his dad how his favorite sports car was totaled but ended up back in the garage. “I swear it wasn’t me…”

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@PeterSers1 Three possible reasons: 1. Because their legs cramp up. 2. They are trying to make sure people from the back don’t rush forward. 3. They think they might get off the plane faster. I’m guilty of #1, and sometimes #2, but know that #3 is a pipe dream.

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Trump most likely took home government secrets on nukes to sell to the highest bidder, meanwhile Fox News is running with this… (like complaining about smoke from the bbq while your house is on fire).

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Is it too early to assume that Putin might now know a lot more about U.S. nuclear science and weapons capabilities? It will be interesting to see how this all ends. #MarALagoFBIRaid