Capybara paid for by Kamala Harris

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Feeling like a shart traveling through a blocked pipe in a septic system

[Capybara paid for by Kamala Harris @weevilbreeder]

Every day is a test and I fail miserably

[Capybara paid for by Kamala Harris @weevilbreeder]

I’m in my temperature era

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Wish I had the frog third eyelid except the lid was my contact prescription so I could actively choose to unsee things

[Capybara paid for by Kamala Harris @weevilbreeder]

“Live in the moment” no thanks mom I am prescribed benzos and can’t be five minutes late to my own grocery shopping

[Capybara paid for by Kamala Harris @weevilbreeder]

Mice are fucking in my basement to prevent me from getting my degree

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About to use my presentation voice to seduce Ron DeSantis