Welly

[Andrew Abbott @AndrewA88656199]

Hate when wee guys try n act aww chivalrous wae lassies like naw mate yer no sir Lancelot yer mare like sir rebral palsy 🙈🙈🤣🤣👊🏻👊🏻🙈#stabme56times #thiskittensgotclaws #rslashchickenbaws

[s c o t t 「バーベキューソース」 @scottwasdying]

Cunt comes up tae me at the fajita function and says “aw thats our cream intit that yeav goat oan aht” a fuckin sparked the cheeky cunt rite oot min, tryin tae tak ma sour cream 🤬🤬🤬 aww wait “sour cream” not “our cream” 🤣 sorry ma boay if yer oot there #cream

[Gadjnelius Wisebaws @ajgadjie]

im in five guys getting mega vexxed theres at least 7 guys working fucking hate false advertising ill hit you with a lightbulb #brightidea #toomanywidosnoenuffbullets #ifartedwhilstpostingthis #pottishscatter

[Andrew Abbott @AndrewA88656199]

Stupid gypes chatting shite tae me like their burds huvnae been under mare sheets than the ku klux klan 🤣🤣👊🏻hate when a burd has a pair eh ugg boots oan and one ae them needs scaffolding tae support the sides #pushbikewaeasideaetomatosauce #danschniederbringallmybitchesback

[Gadjnelius Wisebaws @ajgadjie]

sick an tiret of wee moonfruits hinkin theyre sick min am mare sick than a proper sick hing dinny chat or yil get sparked sur #reallystartingtogetupsetatfiveguysworkers #jessiejgotmadback #dayoneoroneday

[Welly @weewellyboot]

mon eh hoops and by that a mean mon and fuckin prolapse me till ma hoops begging fur mercy aha x #consipated #bubblegut #avjustpaintedtheporcelainthronebrown

[s c o t t 「バーベキューソース」 @scottwasdying]

Nout beetur ahn whin a burds fupa is rockin that 2012 balotelli #shoestringlandingstrip #hashtagpubehawk

[Welly @weewellyboot]

yer wee brer watches k-pop demon hunters wae nipple clamps on and aw 5 knuckles in his erse crek talm bout sum “we goin up up up” #fiveknuckleshuflle #exorcisminmyarsehole #heyjesse

[Andrew Abbott @AndrewA88656199]

Call me David hasslegoth the way I abuse these roasters in catty 🙈🙈anyhoo yer fella rubs coke on yer fud and calls it his gearbox 🤣🤣🤣👊🏻🤪❄️ #smellyelater #chickenfriedriiiice #emojifurarate #shouldtalkmore🩵

[s c o t t 「バーベキューソース」 @scottwasdying]

Tell aw ma cash I’ll never “forget you” my funds stay mad stacked, I could never Ceelo (see-low) Green 😜 #fishfingerbutty #pmoysifweresound

[Andrew Abbott @AndrewA88656199]

I diny mind being a bad cunt in yer story cuz yer a pedo I mine sir 🤣🤣🤣🙈oanywiy yer bird sniffs gear and u sniff er knickers

Mr n Mrs Sniff ❄️❄️

#mammothfudoanabutty
#geezyertelegramhen
#buzzingoutmaboobies

[Andrew Abbott @AndrewA88656199]

Bet ye aw eh corsa drivers are buzzin yer wee sister is oot fur Halloween this year 🤣🤣🤣 #stupidbeasts fucked mare minors than thatcher 🙈🙈#coughingbabyvshydrogenbombasmr

[Welly @weewellyboot]

@ajgadjie

[s c o t t 「バーベキューソース」 @scottwasdying]

Nintendo’s worst crime is the damage they have inflicted on jazz fusion and I will never forgive them 💩#smithandwessonschofieldchamberedin44magnum #manmadebrowncustard

[Gadjnelius Wisebaws @ajgadjie]

theres nae a day aht goes by wioot me hinkin aboot how beautiful the phrase "righty tighy lefty loosey" is min #highdefinitioncutlery #bean #swedger #shatinmatupperware

[Welly @weewellyboot]

@ajgadjie mare like lefty loony ya fukin tosser #farrightactivites

[Welly @weewellyboot]

MLK if he was a lassie be like “i flicked da bean” #beanflickin #genderswap #ihadadream

[Welly @weewellyboot]

some plookit wee discord mod started at ma work eh day man kin see eh dandruf in is neckbeard min #icangoallnight #flavoursaver #kittengopurr #tipsfedora #theyllhireanyonethesedays