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cooties enthusiast

[mel 🫀☁️ @melodaysong]

getting absolutely wrecked by this today

[CrazyTom @CrazyTom0712]

опять анимешный показ мод

#DEATHNOTE

[Brie Monger @ThisStupidTwink]

now lick the floor for mommy. holy fuck you actually did it lmao. no i just didnt think you would thats crazy. hold on i gotta text some people.

[Voscl @voscl0528]

最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器，你一撸超过30秒，它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人，立刻启动自毁程序，整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭，以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。

[💬 @aruariandepart]

i never asked u to be my boss. i asked to be ur employee and u said yes. so if we wanna get technical, u had an employee and i didnt have a boss. im not saying what i did was right but dont try and make it into smtg bigger than it was

[Vero @praxisstvdio]

🦌⚔️🦅

[Me & Who? @tagyourwho]

typa shit we’re on

[Jaz @jj_jov]

Living in the middle of a genocide and she still is talking about PR. And some of y’all haven’t said shit about either. Pussies

[DEKI @Deki618]

I’m Deki, I’m 16, and my goal is to become a great animator. A huge thank you to Mo Xiang Tong Xiu for creating such a heartfelt story and thank you to everyone who worked on the TGCF donghua. I admire you all, and one day, I’ll reach the same heights in creativity #tgcf #hualian

[kyle @Caol_MacCormaic]

they're doing things in norteño music that you coulndn't possibly imagine

[órla 🇮🇪🎃🦇 @mercutihoe]

being the only one with cigarettes at the function:

[hop goes to japan in 2 days! @caitvisthird]

idk if oomfs know this but pigeons are my favourite animals and I just took the most beautiful picture of some doves underneath a bridge after getting off the train and i literally cant stop staring at it look at how beautiful they are this might be the best pic ive ever taken

[zesty zio @ziosaaa]

How soon is too soon to sleep with the person your ex accused you wanting during the relationship

[Mori Goore🔞 @MoriGoore]

You've heared about puppies and muts but what about hounds? Submissive to their owner like a shepard's dog to their heard, endlessly devoted to their duty to protect and guide, willing to fight until death and specialized in the hunt

[M @mav112400]

todos los caminos me llevan a abusar de la marihuana

[arjun @ShinyArjun]

i don’t ask “who’s pussy is this” i ask how i can uplift this pussy and center her voice

[AnyoneIn || COMMS OPEN @AnyoneInside]

HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY TO #sallyface
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