wyatt

I’ve got the death sentence on twelve systems

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

Me after hotboxing the bathroom by myself

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[໊ @wynavira]

mondays aren’t that bad once you cannot tell days apart from each other

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

Getting CPR + First aid certified and then having to use it on someone in my own home the next day is insane

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

How tf are your titties in my mouth one night, then you never respond to a message again, but still watch every single one if my stories within 10 minutes. Explain this

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

Sometimes I just cold dm girls on Instagram and it works idk

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

Just because the bop fucks w Star Wars doesn’t mean she’s different

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

She’s DMing me on chess .com

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

My DMs runneth over

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

You had a homie that’s “like a cousin to you” and you still let him crack. That was weird.

[CG @cgtwts]

all a man wants is a remote job and a good wife.

[Gizzy @Gizzyshreds]

Im about to lock in so hard.

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

I pulled the work baddies name for secret Santa. I’m gonna get her a thong and a Polaroid camera

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

Some serious bunz are coming my way I can sense it

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

There’s like 4 seasons of family guy where they just make the characters reenact movies and history

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

If you’re 5 years sober and still identify as someone in recovery please stay away from me

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

I miss Jackass. No one is ever gonna get paid that much to fuck around with their friends ever again. Closest runner up is impractical jokers.

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

Juggling 1 was boring, two is classic, three has been a thrill, but now 4 is just too much

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

This women is genuinely evil but she smells so good wtf

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

Dude her own friends are hitting me up talking about how ugly he is that’s just unreal

[wyatt @weezybmeezy]

In the “seeing bugs that aren’t there” phase of my sleep deprivation. Cool stuff