Elise Burdette

The angels want to wear my red shoes

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Someone please tell me why there is so much organization parking and getting into a concert/game/event but leaving is just a cluster -f

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

I had no idea hearing @thepretenders sing " I'll stand by you" love would make me cry so much. I was not prepared but thanks @foofighters for giving me the experience ❤️❤️

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Am I the only one who remembers the show 'Good morning, Miss Bliss', because I've had to explain it to a lot of people and they all look at me like I'm crazy.
#savedbythebell #feverdream #notaprequel #itwasfirst #zackmorris

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

We were at the @CincyCyclones game last night. Does anyone know what happened and if the @GoHeartlanders player is okay? Been to a lot of games and don't think I've ever seen the stretcher come out

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Absolutely never again @MattressFirm, this bedframe is the worst frame ever. Every month I have to check all the screws/bolts to make sure they haven't come out 😡

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Please pray for my bank acct as I go to @target for "only one thing" today 🎃🍁💸

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

@simpleplan dude. Starting with all-star, throwing Avril in, then ending with Mr Bright side and Scooby fucking doo... I've never loved you more

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Literally 1 min into 'johnny football's and I already hate these dudes

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Is it too late to ask @falloutboy to play the Spidey and friends theme song?

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

I hope this man gets the fanfare he deserves

https://t.co/ecKJ2zzwVE

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

@kroger can I make a suggestion for the next cart redesign.. cup holders in the full carts. Please and thank you

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

BBQ sauce should really tell you right on the label who it is.. I'm standing here at @kroger trying to look at the consistency of the liquid inside of each bottle

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Just saying.. I fucking love @brandicarlile

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Rob Schneider is not even offensive for joke sake, I think he genuinely believes what he is saying

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Never be afraid to tell your friends you love them, and do it often

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

@Wendys please, for the love of everything, switch up your kids meal "toy"! My 3 year old doesn't have near as many friends as you seem to think he needs bracelets for

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

@AskTarget I got it clarified by a manager. In store cat and jack purchases have to have a physical paper receipt for returns because it has the dpci number listed 🤷

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

I was just told at @Target that I can't return cat and jack clothes with the receipt from my circle app, that I have to have the paper copy. Is this every target or just mine? What's the difference in the receipts?? Are you just hoping I lose the paper receipt?

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

@AskTarget They ended up using the barcode on the app to return "just this once" but said for any future cat and jack returns I have to have the paper receipt; that the barcode wouldn't count as a receipt.

[Elise Burdette @weezyburd]

Things I randomly think about #16384:
That time on our honeymoon in Ireland when we tried to explain southern biscuits and gravy to some Irishmen

#doesnottranslate