Jordan Wefail

I am poorlyer.

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the lizard people said fine fine we'll cut it out in afghanistan. covid will be our new honeypot.

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if everyone wanted to be weird they'd be normal.

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do the planets ever bounce off each other while circling the sun 🤔

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stupid goddamn amazon man can launch his sorry ass into space but more than half the movies in my watchlist are no longer on prime smh.

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any good youtube tutorials on going outside?

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completely obsessed with buying useless shit 🙏

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if I download an image off a website do I need to let the webmaster know so they can replace it?

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new spirit animal

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SLAM an acai bowl and then jump into the pool and have my roommate throw vegan burritos at me 👍😎👍 HAPPY WEEKEND MOTHERFUCKERS

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@SoiledAlert

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20 should be considered middle age because everything after 40 is garbage.

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I heard that roughly 35% of airbnbs have hidden cameras.

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still coming to terms with how royally snackwells fucked up their devil's food cookies.

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@WillBlackmon he threw off a couple bodies but it was mostly superior blocking 🙏

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I once paid for a haircut with vicodin but now I cut my own hair. 😏

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I bet big pharmaceutical companies are heartbroken over the fact so many americans are hooked on their products. 😥

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@Sean_OConghaile honestly sick and tired of people wanting ways to not sleep on the ground. 👎

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the invisible hands behind so much of my favorite music belong to mick ronson and tony visconti.

just found out today ronson is playing piano on perfect day 😭 smh absolutely incredible.

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@ChihearsaWho @LiquoricePanda lmao who would visit england because of the royal family 😂 this is hysterical and I assume satire.

"without kim kardashian america ceases to exist, point blank."

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wait is pokimane different than the girl that sold her bathtub water?? it's so confusing being old.