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To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all..

[S @weff_cow]

"For the amount that I fart and scratch, this is the first time I have pink eye!"

[S @weff_cow]

Ok dad... ?

[S @weff_cow]

Today is the day, after nine long months away, I am returning to my homeland!! UMASSSS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[E! Entertainment @eentertainment]

No one will EVER top this #IceBucketChallenge video: http://t.co/JS2yYU0wUv

[S @weff_cow]

I think my Facebook got hacked because my password was stephanie..

[S @weff_cow]

This is how much we love you @laurenruv!!!!!!
@natj7

[Lisa @bglbtes3]

Young guys pick up old couch we put on craigslist, say it's only for a party... Carol still has to mention the brand is Penn Dutch #ohcarol

[Lisa @bglbtes3]

Carol is helping steph with paper on her laptop and all of a sudden I hear steph scream "IT IS NOT A TOUCHSCREEN" #ohcarol

[S @weff_cow]

“@rachel_friedman: shout out to @weff_cow for hitting new highs and lows today <3 http://t.co/Eaaa1w6xR3” 🙈💁

[S @weff_cow]

When im old im gonna be pissed I dont have any pics from this time in my life cuz I sent them all to an app that deleted them after 24 hours

[S @weff_cow]

I wonder what Lucilia is doing right now... 💭 #missingmygirl

[S @weff_cow]

I hate when people end their sentences with 'if you will'. No I won't.. so shut it.

[ZooMass @ZooMass]

Who wouldn't want to wake up to this on Christmas morning? @iitsemwooten is today's #SmokeShowOfTheDay

[S @weff_cow]

Started the day on a diet, ended the day at a Chinese food buffet..

[ZooMass @ZooMass]

Retweet to help Haley @haleylust to win today's hottest #SmokeShowOfTheDay and she also win $100 #VivaLaZoo

[S @weff_cow]

Jk I still have 5 more days in Italia 🍝🍕🍷🍝🍕🍷🍝🍕🍷

[S @weff_cow]

Just put my deposit in for cancun, the spring break diet begins now 👙

[S @weff_cow]

“@Joeneilllll: Well now that @weff_cow got a tattoo I kind of feel obgligated, you already NO8DO” I'm glad to be such an inspiration 😏