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[We Killing Ourselves For Africa @thatsamybad]

Senegal will you kill yourselves for Africa tomorrow?

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

"He better not kill her" - me watching a show called 'my husband who killed me'

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

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Quitney Houston is hilarious

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Paddy Pimblett was on an INSANE hate watch as Ilia Topuria lost to Justin Gaethje 😳

"Oh my god you're gonna quit? You quit you little b*tch. My face was worse than yours you little p*ssy.

Arman can fight Ilia now. Me vs Justin, let's do it."

(via @PaddyTheBaddy)

[john @johnsemley3000]

I once ordered delivery from two restaurants (sushi and hamburger) and when the drivers arrived at the exact same time, I pretended one order was for my roommate, which I didn’t have, and was like yelling behind me “yeah I dude I got it!”

[Bill @W98AB]

2.1 in sports science and only applied for 50 jobs, youve got to lock in gang

[2.0 @blixberrie]

Starmer: We want to digitally ID everyone who uses social media

Brits: Absolutely Not!

Starmer: OK then, we want to ban under 16s from social media (by digitally ID-ing everyone)

Brits: OMG that’s a great idea. Idk what idiot would be against that 🥴

[Nick Volpe @nvolpewild]

Ivory Coast becomes the FIRST team in this World Cup to win whilst having LESS Bird species than their opposition! 😲

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

The average 27-year old makes $190k a year

The average 32-year old has $3 million invested

The average person has a top 10% income

Remember, you’re doing worse than you think

[Dan Thomas @DanThomasESPN]

Cape Verde have had more possession than Arsenal did in the UCL final.

[🇵🇹 @Asensii20]

Worst account on this app?

[zathan @UCNathan]

The concept of a 40+ year old not being about to detect wit from from an under 16

[far🇸🇷 @farlitoslime]

“The latinas of africa” bro kijk even wat je zegt met je porno verslaving brein

[Chiddy 🇳🇬 @chiddyafc]

Rodri bitching after failing to break down a low block

[bald 🇪🇺🏆🏆🏆 @palarsebald]

Tears this is their 9/11. It looks like the VAR room ffs

[Augusto @1cesgusto]

Meu chefe: Onde está esse filho da puta que está almoçando há duas horas?

Eu, no restaurante, torcendo por Cabo Verde contra a Espanha:

[|| @wegoagain____]

Shameless celebration by lukaku

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Cape Verde even managing to elicit some emotion from Lee Dixon, that's some achievement

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Huge result for Cape Verde and well deserved