A Sunburnt History

Funny cos it's true

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None of what is happening right now in our social, political, cultural landscape will ever be embarrassing to anyone involved. We've really done well this year.

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@Wil_Anderson I hope your back gets better soon! #thedollop

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@thedollop At least they look identical.

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'No' campaign complains that NRL and AFL aren't being inclusive.

10,000 spoons

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@NQCutters Surrogacy

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@genfricker Was it good?

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"I didn't get any sun today," Mr Christie told reporters
Governor was telling the truth because he was wearing a baseball hat.

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@WestgarthEnt Are you actually asking or being sarcastic? There are so many reasons.

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@WestgarthEnt https://t.co/BxdSLQt6fA

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@WestgarthEnt Is bread the only thing that goes into a toaster and comes out with a new name?

Bread in » toast out
Waffles in » waffles out

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@WestgarthEnt Frozen strudel pastries and similar need a higher/longer option. Crumpets and waffles as well.
Sunburnt history

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@Rubberbandits @fakedansavage Savage Love sometimes has interviews but it's 99% him talking. It's a life changing podcast. Get on it ASAP

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@ScottWeinger actors intention debate -No no no not that one - for the crowd or to Jasmine only? Did she take it too far so he stops her?

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MAY 8 (Mate) https://t.co/RL3nkaw1Wy

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Can you taste them?
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5 Things!
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They didn't cross Australia...not quite.
@wegotburnt... https://t.co/ZxMUvknqi5

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Fun day Tuesday https://t.co/tqS3IaxT9h

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Outrageous @wegotburnt https://t.co/yFRNvHz2tr

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Walking. On. Sunshine.