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22 | hoes get played and replaced like a redbox dvd | she/her

[🍌 @peggingavi]

"dont bring politics into football"

me watching iran score on american soil

[ada @offtheliv]

Jaafar Jackson recreating “Bad” in Michael.

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

this just makes me so sad… I truly despise how greedy, corporatized and manufactured the world has become.

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

This version is way better than just saying ‘we are not our ancestors.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

the freak that comes out when the lovergirl inside me feels safe is not for the weak

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

THANK YOU TO THE PEOPLE WHO BLESSED MSG TODAY TO GET THE STANK VIBES OUT YOUR SERVICE IS APPRECIATED

[KAT @reallKAT]

that moment when you realize you could have been long dead and forgotten but you’re still alive today because of the love and mercy of God

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Maturing is realizing the best work shift is 6AM to 2PM

[𝄞 nayeli 🇲🇽 @florayeli]

this part in remember the time specifically

[• @yducknow]

what a boring world. no vampires, no dragons, no grand balls, no magic, just insufferable people, crazy jobs and paying taxes.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

leaving things unsaid because saying them won't change a thing.

[��� 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

I hate the process of being a beginner at something I want to be good at everything right away.

[k @ysljennii]

rappers used to be fit & fine smh, now all we have is big drug belly demons :(

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Conduciendo a mi trabajo de 9 a 5 mientras los traficantes de dr*gas y los YouTubers de 8 años compran su tercera propiedad.

[Ryan Helton @Ryan_Helton44]

Whenever someone asks me the difference between IMAX and standard formatting I will be sending them straight to Nolan’s doorstep (this website)

[gina_scooter @gina_scooter]

physical comedy in general is missing from so much modern comedy. too many quippy lines not enough fighting a janky rat muppet.

[• @yducknow]

9-5 workers as soon as it hits 6-7pm on sunday evening

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

painkiller after seeing the amount of pain inside me:

[Maryam @hell_line0]

They kept a woman who was braindead on life support for months so she could grow a fetus in her womb despite being legally dead. If that doesnt give you an idea then idk what will...