Chris Salmon

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Pregnant woman among two people rushed to hospital after mass stabbing in Paris.

Suspect shouted: "It's Allah who made me do it"!

[GINGERSKOL💜💛 @GlowSurfing]

Spot on!! 🎯😎😆

I can’t wait for the comments!!

Nicklas Nilsson explains the difference between right-wing and left-wing people in spot-on text on Facebook:

"If a right-wing person is gay, then he is, and he doesn't care what others think.
If a left-winger is gay, then he demands legal changes, protests against everything and everyone, and turns it into a political struggle.

If a right-winger is vegan, then he simply doesn't eat meat.
If a left-winger is vegan, then he wants to ban meat, halt food production, and protest outside farms and chicken farms.

If a right-winger doesn't like guns, then he just doesn't buy any.
If a left-winger doesn't like guns, then he tries to ban them, prevent everyone else from owning one, and hates those who do.

If a right-winger is worried about the climate, then he flies less, drives an electric car if it suits him, and sorts his waste.

If a left-winger is worried about the climate, then he wants to ban fossil fuel cars, air travel, and meat for everyone else, protest outside factories, and demand that the state forces the change.

If a right-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he moves to an area with good schools, or chooses a private school, or gets involved himself.
If a left-winger wants to give his children a good education, then he demands more tax money from everyone, equal results for all, a ban on charter schools, and protests against every inequality.

If a right-winger complains about his job or workplace.. he doesn't. He changes jobs or starts his own business.
If a left-winger complains about his job – then it's the boss, the company, or the colleagues who are at fault. He demands collective agreements, strikes, changes for the whole community, and protests against the company so that it suits him.

If a right-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he moves, renovates, or buys something else.
If a left-winger is dissatisfied with his housing or rent, then he demands rent freezes, more subsidies, regulations for everyone, and protests against landlords and politicians.

If a right-winger fails with a business or an investment that goes wrong, then he gets up, dusts himself off, and tries again tomorrow.
If a left-winger runs out of money on the 24th, then he blames the rich for having too much and needing to contribute more, blames the lottery win that didn't come home last week, and mutters that he has such damn bad luck.

If a right-winger sees this – then he sends it to a few friends for a good laugh.
If a left-winger sees this – then he tries to argue against it, get it removed, and delete me from Facebook."

[Katie Amess @KatieAmess]

I haven't been able to post for a few weeks because I have been too devastated at the loss of Aunt Ann. I don't want to just give up though. I need to keep fighting. I know she would carry on fighting for what she believed in and I know my dad certainly would. I am praying for peace and comfort for all her family and friends. May my beautiful dad and Aunt Ann rest in peace. They are together again now looking down on us and guiding us on.

[Chris Salmon @weighedin]

Guess who the first world leader is to visit our PM?
Yep, it's Zelenskyy. Burnhams opening greeting will be How much d'you want? (as usual)

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

Britain: where an Albanian drug dealer with two prison stretches for money-laundering and cocaine dealing gets to stay because his daughter wets the bed.

Not because he’s reformed.
Not because the public is safe.

But because a tribunal decided deportation would be “unduly harsh” on her nighttime accidents.

This country will protect a foreign criminal’s family life harder than it protects its own streets. Absolute state of the place.

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

Gays for Gaza.

[Ameer Kotecha @Ameer_Kotecha]

This is getting faintly ridiculous. He is meant to be the PM not a pop star. I get the impression Burnham likes being liked a little too much

[Rush @exRAF_Al]

Comment of the year goes to;

<<Florida has just overtaken Spain and Mexico to become the world's 14th largest economy. Funny how that happens when you make it attractive for people and businesses to invest. Florida has no state income tax, a generally business-friendly environment, lighter regulation and welcomes entrepreneurs. The result? Around a thousand people a day have been moving there, companies are relocating, investment is pouring in and the economy keeps growing.

Meanwhile, Labour’s Britain is doing the opposite. Tax success. Regulate everything that moves. Make planning a bureaucratic marathon. Increase the cost of employing people. Tell investors they're not paying enough, then act surprised when they choose to invest somewhere else.

When businesses leave, the response isn't to ask why, it is to wonder how to tax those that remain a little harder. It's almost as if governments have forgotten that wealth has to be created before it can be redistributed. Florida competes for capital. Labour’s Britain competes for excuses. One economy asks, "How do we encourage people to build businesses here?" The other increasingly asks, "How much more can we extract before they leave?" The results are becoming painfully obvious.>>

[Geoff Banks @geoffbanksbet]

Fairly horrific situation in Berlin. One for the Liberals to explain

Of course in th3 UK we wait another significant attack, as in London 2005.

Until that time, we will continue to provide access, bed and board to unidentified military age men. Like the cretins we are

[BanksyCat @Banksycat]

Every street HUSTLER knows the trick. Keep them looking at the CARDS, and they’ll never see the hand in their POCKET.

Now watch ANDY BURNHAM.

It’s the oldest hustle going. THREE-CARD MONTE. And it was never a one-man job.

The dealer keeps your eyes on the cards. Find the lady. Except you can't. It was RIGGED before you stepped up.

There's a friendly face who seems to be winning, to make you trust it. That's the SHILL. They let you win a small hand early, a bus fare, a pub cut, just enough to keep you playing.

While every eye is on the dealer, his PICKPOCKETS work the crowd. The game was never the point. The game was the DISTRACTION.

That's this government.

Burnham is the DEALER. The pints, the DJ sets, the tea skits, that's him keeping your eyes on the cards and while you watch the show, the rest of them are in your pockets. Climate money, MOVED. Taxes, COMING. Your vote, quietly LIFTED while you clapped.

Because he's gone on the BBC and ruled out an election. Not NEVER. Not NOW. Watch that word. It all builds to the moment he says YES, the second the numbers say he'll WIN.

Watch for one word. MANDATE. The day he says it, the election is coming.

A media unit costing up to £872,000 a year to make him look fun. Alastair Campbell's old spin job waiting to be filled. Number 10 stacked with the people who ran his campaign. That's not an accident. That's the CREW.

The timing matters. Take over just before Parliament breaks for summer and you’ve got weeks of headlines with little day-to-day scrutiny. Call an election straight after and the campaign extends that window even further. Up to twelve weeks of PR before voters get their say. Coincidence? Or exactly how the trick was meant to be played?

Now watch him dress it up as democracy.

He told the BBC he faced the public in Makerfield. Here's what he left out. The sitting MP RESIGNED to clear the seat for him. His party BLOCKED him from a different one first. And six weeks earlier, REFORM won every single ward there.

Emptied for him. Chosen for him. In Reform country. Held on his own celebrity, 24,937 votes. That's the entire democratic basis on which he runs a country of 68 MILLION.

That's not facing the public. That's a STITCH-UP with a rosette on.

The part he'd rather you forgot. When the Tories last swapped leader without a vote, one man was loudest. Only one possible response, he said. We need a general election.

That man was ANDY BURNHAM.

An outrage when it was someone else. Now it's his seat, and suddenly you don't want a say. Pick the right card and the dealer just CHANGES THE RULES.

He says you don't want an election. 57% DO. A majority want one inside a year.

He's not misreading the room. He's waiting for it to fall for him first.

So keep watching the cards if you like.

Or look at whose hand is in your POCKET.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: The AfD are sounding the alarm as Germany's prisons are at breaking point

A staggering 45% of all prisoners in Germany are foreign migrants

Europe needs mass deportations

[Tyler @cillianblack]

Okay. Clearly we need to talk about this, because something deeper is going on.

At first it was Ed Davey pratfalling off a kayak. Then it was Polanski dancing on stage with the rainbow mafia. Then Hannah Spencer, the CBeebies plumber, gyrating in front of Palestinian flags. And now it’s the Prime Minister trying, at every opportunity, to audition for the next series of The Office.

MPs are being murdered, the economy is on the brink of collapse, rape statistics are exploding, people feel poorer and less safe, and the leaders of left-wing parties are behaving like teenage social media influencer wannabes. What the fuck is happening?

What explains this infantilisation of left-wing politics, so spectacularly detached from the reality millions of Britons are facing? These people are clowns. They treat everything like a performance rather than a responsibility.

These are deeply unserious, low IQ people—why are so many people rewarding this shit with their vote?

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

You couldn't make this stuff up.

[PonteJack @somersetlevel]

YES!!!

[Chris Salmon @weighedin]

This is an excellent tweet &amp; so so true.

[Will Kingston @WillKingston]

We have to stop electing unserious, untalented, unashamed mediocrities. The country is at stake.

[David Atherton @daveatherton]

Facts.

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Please don't link Abdul to Islam as the causative factor here. An extremist car is to blame. We must not let 48,000+ Islamic terror attacks in 70+ countries since 9/11 alone taint the image of all Muslims who have not killed anyone. My friend Mahmoud is a peaceful guy so Islam is peace.

[Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie]

Perhaps start answering some questions from serious journalists. Like how did you pay for No. 10 north and when was that office procured.The refit , the logo the security. When was that arranged? Because it can’t have been the past week! Taxpayers have been taken for fools.

[Susan Hall AM @Councillorsuzie]

This is a ‘must read’ - many of us wondered how no. 10 in Manchester was so easily ‘available’ - big question who paid for all of this? We have been taken for fools! ⬇️

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨MUSLIM GANG BREAKS INTO PROPERTY TO TRY AND GET TO DAUGHTER

This is absolutely terrifying.

In Huddersfield a gang of 5 men led by Rayhaan Saleem, 19, started breaking into a property when they realised just a girl and her mum were home

The mum rang police who told her to barricade herself and her daughter in a room which they luckily managed to do

The police arrived within minutes and arrested the men at the scene finding a machete as well

This all happened in the early hours of the morning

The attack happened in May but they've just been sentenced this week, the leader, Saleem has been sentenced to just 26 months in a young offenders institute!

Lucy Connolly got longer in prison for a social media post

SICKENING