rottinghamgirl era

🌳☀️all very unserious opinion- i dont take accountibility on my twts so its all lols

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

Im sooo happyyyy my dream bafday 🥹🥹🌸🎀🌸🎀

[Future Moldovan Citizen Fan @CommonSentiment]

Took my (frigid) wife to see Wuthering Heights tonight. Car ride to the theater she put on the Hamilton soundtrack and scrolled through Pinterest the entire time ignoring me. I think I chipped a tooth from clenching my teeth.
Walk into the theater lobby and it’s a sea of screaming black teenagers and obese guatemalan women babbling into speakerphone. I buy her some garbage to eat and we go into the theater. Before we sit down she accidentally (?) spills her extra large diet Dr. Pepper on my seat, but the theater is full so I just sit in it. My ass is immediately soaked but I don’t care I just don’t want to move my body anymore I just don’t want my body to function.
The guatemalan women are in the theater and they and my wife are all staring at their phones, giving the room a sickly, ambient glow that makes my eyes water and my stomach turn.
The movie starts and I mentally check out, thinking of the chubby teenage girl at the concession counter and how thrilling it would be to kidnap her. I let my mind drift away but my wife snaps me out of this fantasy by hacking loudly trying to get a stuck popcorn kernel out of her throat. The guatemalan women sense distress and start nervously gibbering in their gutterspeak. I excuse myself to the bathroom but instead sneak into some kind of cartoon called Goat.
I sit in the back and sob softly until a black teenager notices me and screams “ayo dis gay nigga crine!” and the rest of them start jeering and screaming at me so I rush out. I lock eyes with the chubby teenage girl in the lobby and she looks sad and I imagine she’d be okay with me kidnapping her but I just go back and sit next to my wife in the giant puddle of diet Dr. Pepper.
The movie finishes. We leave. Wife immediately puts Hamilton soundtrack back on and scrolls Pinterest. We won’t be discussing the film.
No, we won’t be discussing anything.
Am I Heathcliff?
Am I myself?
Am I a person?
Am I sure I can keep doing this for one second longer?
Tomorrow is Friday, but in reality, everyday is Monday.

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

100% agree tapi kalau mahkamah dh benarkan sebab tu diorg rasa mcm tak makan duit anak yatim. Diorng x rasa empaty pun

[Yoyo suka The Voidz @aswaliaaa]

Sedangkan rumah tempat berlindung pun sanggup jual sebab feeling harta terpijak lepas tu abandoned anak2 sedara & balu. Inikan pulak duit cash. Celakalah manusia yang makan harta anak yatim. Kalau aku tau ada dikalangan aku memang aku maki jek.

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

@abhns20 @pedoqpop Public gold dengan direct bank mana lg okay? Baru nk try invest can reccomend?

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

@meownserin Yeaaa never seen or heard anyone talk like this lol

[27. @dimvji]

no way God thinks i’m this strong

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

I just wanna eat my mala but i dont want to heat it up

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

X sedap sambal rasa belacarn

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Not gonna buy Nasi Lemak Burung Hantu anymore.

My always go to Nasi Lemak dekat Hartamas tapi tu la cam haram pulak treatment kat staff.

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

He really need that 5 star

[🇲🇾 @localrkyt]

The real orang yang betul2 ikhlas dalam bekerja. Bagus pekerja Grab camni. Siap dapat free gift ☝🏻😃

📷 aishanasruddin

[Your Best Version @YourPrimePath]

It took me 3 years to realize that the only cure to depression is just leaving the house at every single possible opportunity no matter how badly you don’t want to.

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

My work is so delusional its like im sorry i cant work im depressed as fuck not the regular depressed. Like fire me idc

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

I feel like im slowly coming out of depressive eps yay me

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

Ragebait paling rare

[Munshi 🍄 @nazirshahmhd]

Maaf cakap, laman rumah orang Johor lebih bersih berbanding laman rumah orang Terengganu apatah lagi rumah orang Kelantan dan Selangor. Negeri Sembilan punya laman rumah pun boleh tahan bersih juga.

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

Ye la tu unur 60 berketar lutut ko nak harvest bagai

[Germaine ABAYIRINGIRA @Trichiia]

Retirement plan

[m @skitzocat]

and the worst part is im self aware

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

Poor uneducated people without resources shouldnt have kids because im the product of those people and i wish i never been born at all

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

I ve been depressed for a week couldnt get out of bed for two just want to document it here

[n @onlywithn]

i’ve been trying to go home my whole life

[Ndapanda. @Drinkin_Winez]

Your death will come on an ordinary day, in the middle of unfinished plans, and the world will continue without you.
So live a little ✨🙏🏾

[rottinghamgirl era @weimieyachu]

Need to announce otherwise how will ppl know u got bonus

[not sad chad @Muazwz]

Mmg sakit mata la tengok pcb on bonus payout