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[Onyingwa @0nyingwa]

tweeting with 0 followers idgaf

[canned weiners @weinawater]

I was genuinely was concerned for Michaela’s safety going home with Rob after that cast reunion ep of love is blind. Runnnn sis 🫪🫪🫪 that man is a straight up risk to women. Also anyone who says “I don’t give a fuck” that many times in one setting evidently gives all the fucks

[canned weiners @weinawater]

Heyyyyy so what the actual fuck is up with Rob from love is blind??????

[canned weiners @weinawater]

motherhood is beautiful and transformative and lovely, but let’s talk about how awful it is to be sick and not be able to just go lay down and rest. I just wanna fenty fold off NyQuil and watch tv but this baby won’t let me 😭😭😭

[canned weiners @weinawater]

@gaytears Congrats!!! 😭🩷

[canned weiners @weinawater]

Reposted this months ago and then witnessed an oncoming car hit a squirrel I was admiring on the side of the road. Cried and then kissed my chihuahua on the head which like valid right? my partner thought that I was so funny for kissing my dog but fokkkk, life’s fragile 😖

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Live Weather Updates @samelpan4]

It snode

[canned weiners @weinawater]

@gaytears I said the exact same thing about Bree, she’s supposed to be Jessica’s friend and is just sitting there nodding as he’s giving a hammered white girl speech about his lack of sexual chemistry with a BEAUTIFUL AND FIT DOCTOR like stand up girl. Ew

[canned weiners @weinawater]

Chris from love is blind is the worst, most insufferable human being possibly ever. Listening to him call himself dominant while wearing a vest and a knitted sweater in a SpongeBob voice almost sent me into cardiac arrest.

[canned weiners @weinawater]

@gaytears This cracked me up 😂

[madeleine-ruth ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ @PERIODPRIESTESS]

yall know i’m canada down

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

How do I cope with negative feelings from being forced to live in Pedophile Hitler World

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

you’re in his dms and i’m putting a blanket over his cage because it’s bed time

[canned weiners @weinawater]

@gaytears REAL, this was a very specific part of my childhood for no reason

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@otokyo__ Gonad

[one:one @novathaOG]

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do