Miranda

Damnit, I had something for this.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

Being stressed out is not an excuse to treat your loved ones like dirt.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

I'm tired of helping people who prove time and time again that they can't help themselves.

[Genevieve @Gen22]

You can try a lot of people on but most of them don’t fit right.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

This mania is driving me insania

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

Blep

[bear @iamblackbear]

live
laugh
cum

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

@therealgaberyan Dat my own hairs.
:) tysm I did it with the help of my friend, Margie.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

I plan on kicking today's ass, just so y'all are aware.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

I have no idea what is up with me. I've been in and out of this terrible mental state. I fall and nearly drown in depression and then all of a sudden I snap into my normal manic state. Pls help, tomorrow I go back to work and I can guarantee I won't sleep.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

@littlelexatron That's so fucking funny hahaha

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

Please excuse his wittle nose. He was playing in the basement.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

@littlelexatron Off of the counter until I stick his whole food bowl in the bag and 'replace' the bowl with 'good food, he loves my daughter and always tries to play with little kids, won't ever bite hard but he pretends. He's just the best cat ever.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

@littlelexatron NO YOU NEED TO HEAR ABOUT HIS QUIRKY PERSONALITY.

He EXCLUSIVLEY drinks out of the toilet, if his food dish is half full he will scoot it across the kitchen towards my feet and spill it, if I sweep up that food and put it back in the bowl he knocks things

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

@Jennerat0r I like this before I read the end and now I'm sad because same

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

@littlelexatron Sebastian! Isn't he handsome? Here I'll tweet the best photo of him I have. He is so regal looking.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

Blep mlem

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

@taylorlikes It's like I'm speaking Chinese and finally everyone around me can understand what the fuck I'm saying.

[Miranda @weinerbacon]

@taylorlikes I know I just tweeted positively but this is a whole fucking mood dude.