mars ☆

21 #ExcitedGayNiggaCookieEatingVirgin

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

can you guys follow me on instagram

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

this is not ai

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Nicki Minaj wishes Donald Trump a happy birthday with an AI-generated image of him, herself, Elon Musk, and Sydney Sweeney:

“Happy 80th birthday Mr. President 🎉🎀”

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

I love 2014 music

[Soul Candy @SenatorLuma]

2014 really was the fucking dark ages dawg

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

I’m tired of motheruckers in school telling me, always in the barbershop talking bout machine yearning engineer ain’t this, machine yearning engineer ain’t that

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

the property manager for my apt

[🦢 @damnidc__]

men be like i'm smarter because i'm talking fast in a monotone voice with a condescending attitude and if you show any emotion you're hysterical and i win by default

[jenny!!!! ★ @jennysaidquoi]

when i ride the bus everybody is my friend :-)

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

i know ts hurt like a BITCH

[☆ BOSS BABY☆ @Ihateyara]

Blessed &

[The Immortal Iron BBC @shnozk1]

@vamptact

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

it's people dying that never died before

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Oliver Tree has reportedly died at the age of 32.

He was among 5 others that died in an air vehicle crash in Rio.

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

@m00tenshmirtz AYEEE WHAT'S THE LINK

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

actually i m Scared give me a drink

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

im still an #ExcitedGayNiggaCookieEatingVirgin y'all don't forget it

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

the endless cycle of washing ur hands and applying lotion

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

@niccoyat i wish i was built like that

[໊ @6herrys]

@PopBase and thanks to her it’s been summer since june of last year

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

WHAT

[Pop Base @PopBase]

One year ago today, Zara Larsson released ‘Midnight Sun.’

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

i don't know whose cookie to eat!!!!!

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

im still an #ExcitedGayNiggaCookieEatingVirgin y'all don't forget it

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

im getting 20 likes a day on hinge new boyfriend 🔜

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

the way I'm in a dry spell w finding a consistent job

[mars ☆ @weinerdogMike]

i think im depressed but deep down i just need a new couch