weinersandlosers

Gourmet Table Side Hot Dog Service 🌭
The Würst Content Ever
Hot Weiners
Big Dreams
No Hope

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Waking up with a hot dog stuck to my back like a barnacle on a ship wreck

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Just watched a guy high five his gf after 2 biting an entire hot dog and honestly that's the kind of love I've been missing

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Me when Oreo

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Someone called hot dogs "processed" and "nasty" meanwhile they’re chiefing Arctic Unicorn Ass Blast before noon

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🌭🫶🍔

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Trust my gut? The same gut that shit my pants after 6 chili cheese dogs... no thank you

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Triple H available all May @CrifDogs

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When someone asks me my dream job but I can't say dictator so i say dick taker

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Just bought a hot dog flavored vape from goodwill now my eyes won't blink

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"Listen to your body"

My body: go get that 23 inch Glizzilla

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Not now Jake. I'm shit posting hot dogs

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The nitrtates in my hot dog said you would say that

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DOG OF THE MONTH HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
May DOM dropped and it’s a collab with someone who loves hot dogs as much as we do — maybe more 👀
chef Jen @wieners_andlosers, hot dog meme connoisseur, created May’s Dog of the Month and frankly it slaps.
🔥 the Triple H 🔥
toasted bun / ranch cream cheese / bacon-wrapped crif dog / hot honey / @fritolay bbq twists / scallions
clock’s ticking ⏳ east village. go

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I haven't said or texted a word to anyone for 13 days. I don't belong anywhere. Hotdogs.

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Showing up 30 minutes late to work with a giant corndog

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Put that wiener in her mouth so she can taste a goats milk

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Hot dogs don't complain when you finish in 60 seconds

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It's wiener time Canada 🇨🇦

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That's shit from a butt

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My 🌭 is 80 grams of protien btw