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[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

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Sleepy pack.

[Justin @shitmydadsays]

"No. Politicians don't wanna scare you, they wanna keep you stupid. Fear is just the smell when ignorance takes a shit."

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

Drop my razor in the shower, jump like ten toes are about to be amputated.

[HuffPost BlackVoices @blackvoices]

An apology is all Jonathan Fleming asks for, after being wrongfully imprisoned for 24 years (VIDEO) http://t.co/JFKXiSzGr1

[Michele @realitygurl4eva]

#god #christians #atheism #Atheist #church

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

My coworkers are spayed and neutered.

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

@RobertDowneyJr welcome from one twitter noob to another! ♡

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

Negotiations went well. I agreed to only give small spoonfuls of peanut butter and she agreed not to… http://t.co/iRT98CK61W

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

Never mind, Yankee Candle. I've got this covered. #mmmm

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

Mmmmexican food!

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

My optimistic children assume maybe means yes. My pessimists, a no. Maybe actually means,"didn't hear what you said...Repeat question later"

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

She who showers last, showers fastest. #thingsparentingtaughtme

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

If you're the first school district to close in bad weather, everyone just assumes you're lazy. And lucky. We pity and envy you.

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

If the video is entitled "Yoga for Beginners" and the video screenshot is of a woman doing a backbend, I'm not clicking. #demotivating

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

Vegans are vegetarian fundamentalists.

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Ten Plants That Put Meat on Their Plates http://t.co/tMl1TkVrIO via @SmithsonianMag

Do #vegans eat carnivorous plants?

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

First to mow in the neighborhood. #winning

[Mommmm? @weinerwatersoup]

I wish I knew as much about one thing as my teenagers know about everything.