Karina Weaver

coming at you liiiiiiiiiive

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

That's enough tweeting for the day, time to not come back on twitter for another couple of years

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

just google "Do the Mario". #wontregretit #maybeyouwill

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

Cyndi Lauper guest starred on it. #funfact

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

the kids have been watching mario on netflix. #highlyrecommendit #ifyouwanttohateyourself

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

i just finished 5 weeks worth of work in two days. #onlinecollegeisthebest

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

its technically a condo, so either way im lying.

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

i always call it a house, and feel like i'm a liar

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

also do you call your apartment a house or apartment?

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

as in not for long on twitter. because its finals week. and i have work. and kids. and my house is a mess.

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

#notforlong

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

im heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

I am secretly (not to secretly) obsessed with horoscopes.

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

I have to start off with saying it’s from @TheOnion before I read their titles so people will know it’s a joke #satireisreality

[Rick and Morty @RickandMorty]

Worms. #rickandmorty @titmouseinc

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Officials Warn Defunding Police Could Lead To Spike In Crime From Ex-Officers With No Outlet For Violence https://t.co/ke0eILPbfC

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Why aren't you in your bed?

4-year-old: Because I'm here.

Me: Why are you here?

4: Because I'm not in my bed.

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

Anytime there’s terrible acting in a movie me and kevin just whisper “acting” into the void

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

Cause if he’s serious then why disney +. But if he’s joking I’m just looking at her boobs for fun?

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

Kevin told me that they CGI’d Lindsay Lohan’s boobs to be smaller in Herbie Fully Loaded and I don’t know if he’s serious or not

[Karina Weaver @weinerweaver]

That’s literally all it takes to be a good or bad person.