William 🎃

It’s all disco. 🪬♐️♒️♉️✌️#blacklivesmatter #prochoice 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇺🇦

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

Words to live by 🤘 #lemmy #motorhead

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

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[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but y’all gotta stop filming your food review videos in the car.

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

The closest I’ve gotten to my dream job digging up dinosaur bones is scooping cat poop.

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

@adoseofmars I don’t know how I feel about this.

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

I’ve got a lot of love in my heart, but I don’t think I could ever love someone enough to publicly film content for their fitness page.

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

@GlowingUpfire 🙌

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

You deserve someone who can't wait to talk to you, spend time with you, get to know you, and fall in love with you.

Stop settling for half-hearted, lukewarm, hesitant, and indecisive people.

It's so much better to be alone than to be with someone who makes you feel alone.

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

“If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.”

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

“Conspiracy theories are great for stupid people who want to feel smart and smart people too lazy to do their own research.” - Marc Maron

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

Why yes, I'd love to pay $325 to own the living room furniture set you left in your front yard where bugs will infest it.

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

#MemorialDay

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@adoseofmars Oh, I completely forgot the best part! After she caught us, she walked off muttering “That’s not right! That’s not right!” 😂

[William 🎃 @weird_radio]

@adoseofmars We were in high school and this was before either of us had our license so she had to drive her home afterwards 😅 my mom asked “do I have to tell her dad/my dad about this?” and I said no and it was never mentioned again. But still, what a nightmarish time.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

the thing about artists and writers is that we’re all slightly unhinged, chaotic, fueled by coffee and revenge and ambition, and I don’t want my art to be made by machines, I want it to be made by messy people who have hated and loved and panicked like the rest of us.

[tara strong @tarastrong]

As much as possible, avoid spending time with those you feel the need to walk on eggshells around, boingier floors are way more fun.