weird wednesday

Delivering the weirdest shit possible, but only on Wednesdays

[weird wednesday @weird_wednesday]

There's a banana peel... Jacking off in the corner of my living room, all attempts at communicating with it have failed #weirdwednesday

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"Sir we are going to have to ask you to please not throw your prosthetic leg at other passengers" #weirdwednesday

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Man on street "Where's your mother?" Me "oh she's (pointing) right over-" man throws an orange into my mom's face #weirdwednesday

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every hour the cuckoo clock in my house has been sending out a penis that chirps instead of the usual bird #weirdwednesday

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My mailman keeps pegging my dog with gumballs. #weirdwednesday

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It's been a pretty Weird Wednesday #keepitweird #weirdwednesday

[Hannah Creasey @hannie_c]

The things @RachelMeek92 sends me #onlyonawednesday #weirdwednesday @weird_wednesday

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I just saw a gigantic animated oak tree chase my buddy around time square begging for a nerds rope. #weirdwednesday

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I sat down to take a shit, and I felt a pair of hands lightly cup my balls? #weirdwednesday

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My ear fell off this morning, and before I could pick it up a little man ran by and took it, yelling "you deserve this!" #weirdwednesday

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My penis keeps trying to start small talk with me every time I use the restroom. #weirdwednesday

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What if boobs were little squirt guns that shot poison to keep away rapists? #weirdwednesday

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So many questions #weirdwednesday

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There are hundreds of infants crawling across the hotel lobby in an assembly line singing, "I believe I can fly" #weirdwednesday

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Walked into math today to see a full grown eagle teaching my class. Everyone was just sitting there taking notes #weirdwednesday

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He's.... The penis man #weirdwednesday