“Weird Al” Berta

Highlighting Alberta’s oddities one tweet at a time

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@Stockwell_Day By your logic, Coldplay can hold a concert at the Skydome and as long as it’s rented by and organized by a church, they wouldn’t need permits, taxes, security, etc …cause Church

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@MarcNixon24 Or he doesn’t want an oil slick destroying tourism? 🤷‍♂️

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@cspotweet That’s today’s Smith. Yesterday’s smith asked for more immigration… said the feds weren’t doing enough.

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@jtregunna @CanadianPolling If you block a road, block a border, harass businesses and individuals, you’ll get beat down and arrested.

Why it took a month for the police to do anything to the convoy, is the question.

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@DarrellShelley @CanadianPolling Ya, they just raised over $10 million... totally unorganized.

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@CanadianPolling They knowingly cost Canadian’s hundreds of millions in blocked borders, harassed businesses and a tarnished image.

If I steal a single car, I can go to jail for up to 10 years. The crown is asking for 7-8, if they get more than a year I’ll be shocked.

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@MikePMoffatt Isn’t this what you’re advocating for? Guess what comes next… lower prices.

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@ABDanielleSmith @grok is media in Canada owned by conservatives or liberals?

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@Wiese12 @assistachief Did nothing other than prescribed burns, forest thinning and removing 10km2 of forest since 2003 in preparation https://t.co/nixAAjZGVd

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@johnfhuizing @assistachief Is that why the Feds supplied temporary housing and massive funding for recovery while the province provided excuses?

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@johnfhuizing @assistachief Is that why the Feds supplied temporary housing and massive funding for recovery while the province provided excuses?

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@deicivitas @ABDanielleSmith If Alberta separates, the citizens of Jasper, Banff, Canmore and Bragg Creek would separate from the separatists.

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@ABDanielleSmith Just like you gave them $100 million for temporary housing in recovery… then never???

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@JayGenXer Healthcare is provincial… so…

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@GlobalEdmonton Sounds the same. Either it’s inappropriate for young people, or it’s not. Ban both or ban none.

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@GlobalEdmonton Ezekiel 23:20 (NIV):

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.”

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@GlobalEdmonton Leviticus 20:13 (NIV):

“If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death…”

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@GlobalEdmonton Genesis 19:30–36

“That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and lay with him… he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.”

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@GlobalEdmonton Leviticus 18:22 (NIV):

“Do not have sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman; that is detestable.”

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@GlobalEdmonton Genesis 38:8–10 – The Story of Onan

“Then Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to avoid providing offspring for his brother.”