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[al @weirdalfeverdr]

are men fucking okay

[jess 𑣲 @bombelleee]

i think ppl love afters so much bc they yearn for house parties

[سلك @arabiansilk]

mamdani we want our presto cards to work for toronto bike share

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

you can eat a peach so delicious it fills you with love and longing for the streets of southern ontario

[full spectrum warrior @lunchfan]

montreal is definitely a better city than toronto but you cant let them say it. you cant let the quebecois have anything or they go too far with it. as long as a francophone is speaking i believe that toronto is the greatest city on earth, but to everyone else its always montreal

[NICK SOGARD FACTS AND UPDATES @TheNotoriousHRT]

if Amtrak had balls there'd be a Montréal to NOLA train called the French connection

[low yield lucy @picotop]

only one in the office that didn’t take PTO in August.

[yogi @DJpastawater]

If you’re not careful in Toronto they will literally build a Dark Horse Espresso Bar inside your butt

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Get ready liver, daddy got yelled at during the team meeting today

[victor mancini 4 ever @eitherohgren]

i love canadas addiction to creating meaningless stat holidays purely because sometimes its nice to have a long weekend. you can pry august long weekend out of my cold, dead hands

[John Summit @johnsummit]

euro summit is over time to be a stupid american again

[𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫 🐬 @prinwrld]

omg never considered the fact that animals can have dysfunctional families too

[💎 @foreeeeeal]

great time to get an english degree honestly nobody can read or write you might become scribe to the king in the next 15 years if you know cursive the way things are going

[Shannon Sharpe Enthusiast @lankretard]

Genuinely never seen some bullshit like this

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ME (showing him around downtown Toronto): That Tim Hortons won't let you use the bathroom, but the one across the road will and the one around the corner will.

CRISTIANO RONALDO: Wow.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

toleration will eventually lead to resentment.

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

if you're ever struggling to make plans with your friends, this works btw

[Ramsey Kilani 🌐🔰 @Ramsey_Kilani]

Incredible things are happening in the city of Toronto

[John Summit @johnsummit]

you’re always welcome to be a backstage baddie hunter

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

what is olivia chow’s plan to deal with men who push you to try to get closer to the dj?

[al @weirdalfeverdr]

@shawtyastrology cancer sun cap rising 😶