weirdalyank

[weirdalyank @weirdalyank]

@stundholz Shut the fuck up lmao

[weirdalyank @weirdalyank]

Dax Shepard apologist

[m @skitzocat]

source??? pattern recognition

[g @34rths]

I'm at work Does anyone feel bad for me

[saint cignatius @saintcignatius]

my haters become my waiters when i sit down at the table of plenty

[weirdalyank @weirdalyank]

One time I was so down bad for a boy I took my roommate’s dinner to his and told him I cooked it

[Lauren @libralaur]

I’ll share my location with a squirrel Idgaf

[pris @pwiscila]

[Lying awake in bed at 11 PM] Tomorrow I’m going to change completely

[weirdalyank @weirdalyank]

Doodlebop was the original crash out

[tik @twosuh]

The Louisiana Refund

[They Got Me @PaulTweetsRIP]

I hate people for less lol

[weirdalyank @weirdalyank]

Dennis Allen MUST GO

[weirdalyank @weirdalyank]

Him: wyd?
Me: watching How The CIA Found Osama Bin Laden why wyd??

[Graeme @Graeme1872rfc]

Me leaving the barbers on Tuesday when oasis reform

[☁️y @Slime0sama]

I cannot believe substance abuse and casual sex didn’t fill the void in my soul

[لا حولَ @Idgafwarvet]

“You dodged a bullet” ok and maybe I wanted to get shot. Ever consider that