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sublime! || pitt ex sci ‘21 || chatham dpt ‘25 || (she/her)

[dar @weirdballofaura]

IM SO TRIGGERED BC THE TSA LADY JUST ASKED IF I WAS AT LEAST 13 AND BITCH IM 18

[dar @weirdballofaura]

ok stingy

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

As our nation girds for possible Iranian terrorist attacks, this is the person Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention.

22 years old. Recent work experience: landscaping/grocery clerk.

Never worked a day in counter-terrorism. But he’s a BIG Trump fan. So he got the job.

[dar @weirdballofaura]

sometimes i mourn what ellen degeneres could have been </3

[dar @weirdballofaura]

was looking for something i tweeted yeARS ago and honestly..? this is sO much more relevant now lmfao

[dar @weirdballofaura]

me last night when I realized my essay was due today and didn't do shit

[JOLLY J✨ @DynamoSuperX]

I really thought this man was gonna go on to be the next jim carrey or ryan reynolds.

like he should've blew up after icarly ended.

[dar @weirdballofaura]

i kNOW that pittsburgh is riddled with construction but i am on my hands and knees begging them to fix the dumpster fire that is the intersection at PJ McArdle and Liberty bridge

[C. @crackdaya]

so much fishy about this

-Trump winning the popular vote after losing it twice

- Record turnout but millions of votes missing

- swing states going blue down the ballot except for his nomination

- voting machines being hooked up to star link

[Ole Lehmann @itsolelehmann]

Trying to eat healthy in America was an annoying challenge.

I was shocked by how expensive and hard to find nutritious options were compared to Europe.

Back home, I can easily grab a healthy meal without breaking the bank, but in the US, it felt like a treasure hunt.

[dar @weirdballofaura]

@heheharf pls is that the mt oliver one omfg

[dar @weirdballofaura]

all the diva cup girlies trying not to say “i told you so” because of they found heavy metals in tampons

[dar @weirdballofaura]

1. i’ve literally seen the subuuwu one before like pretty sure same car and everything?
2. same

[h index enjoyer @BigwetRealism]

@stinkbugsmoking Here are some good ones I’ve seen. I have a whole album on my phone dedicated to license plates

[Nate @thenatewolf]

Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved).

Genie: That's your wish?

Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.

[dar @weirdballofaura]

now it just floods🫶🏻

[Gloria @SheDidWhatPGH]

179 yrs ago, on this very date, much of downtown Pgh burned to the ground.
Yinzers rebuilt the City in record time & the Mayor coined a familiar phrase that’s still in use today. Guess what it is

[dar @weirdballofaura]

day 1 of asking @MonsterEnergy to make a pina colada version of the ultra zero drinks☝🏻

[dar @weirdballofaura]

my peak moment of life at 25 years old is snuggling my sweet baby rufus while he watches 12 hours of aquarium with relaxing music on youtube and i draw (rufus pic for tax included)

[dar @weirdballofaura]

why does nicki’s diss track sound like she’s asmring through my car speakers???? i’m uncomfortable???

[dar @weirdballofaura]

mr. ortmann would be happy to know that when my professor asked who the most crazy energetic person in the major was everyone in class stared at me

[dar @weirdballofaura]

my powers been out for nearly 3 hours so i called duquense light to see if they had ANY timeline for what’s going on but tell me why she rly hung up on me in the middle of me asking 💀 sis my house is <55° be nice to me!