robert neale

I was born, and as of yet haven't died.

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I am confused, yesterday the mechanic assured me the repairs to my car would cost about £250, the bill today £392, wow there's inflation 4 u

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It has come to my attention that feet are important when walking

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having thought about this very carefully I have decided using a straw sucks

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so why no news from loftus road? Have they all gone home?

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Well done on Adel Taarabt being named Championship player of the year! Roll on the Premiership next season!

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Well me thinks it's time to order the Chinese and chill the vino!

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another Saturday and another 3 points, but boy left it a bit late today!

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Another great Saturday, a win for England over France and a win for my beloved QPR, really looks as if the Premiership is calling!

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@BBC_TopGear i would have thought so as I have no Latin American blood and therefore should be awake!

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Now with my super hoops hat on I have to say what a result against Reading, I really think this may finally be our time!

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Well now after a day or so to reflect, gotta say on balance I think it was a good over all start to the six nations campaign.

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in order to better understand the festive period i decided to spend the next 2 weeks disguised as an X-mas tree

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in the course of my investigations this week I have discovered that lungs are useful

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the need for feet again cropped up today

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i am considering the need for legs