randomstuffmybfsays

Random stuff my boyfriend says

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We were watching a show and there was a funeral going on. His only comment was "Goals" when they showed the casket. Sir... are you okay?

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Me: *asking about a favor, he said he had no time* You'd do it for your best friend lover tho wouldn't you!"
Him: "He's not my lover! We only slept together twice!" 🤔🤔

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"Oh I forgot to tell you! Yesterday I got run off the road! By a house!"

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He started fixing something on his computer while we were skyping. Suddenly he goes "You wanna see my crotch?" Fliriting 101!

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Me: "Why is my tooth hurting wth!?"
Him: "Maybe you have an ingrown toenail?"
Ah ye thank you... my mouth toe hurts

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Me: "You know man o wars scare me more than riptides"
Him: *for some reason thinking about reptiles and and lizards in front of his house* "Why!? They keep doing push ups in front of me!"