Gregor the Gravedigger

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[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

I could be serious, but I have more fun being strange. 🎃✨

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

@thrillland This is truly the end of days 😬

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

I tell ya, digital spell books, magic superstores, pshaw! 🔮✨️

Back in my day, we just threw some gopher's eyelids, wormwood, and gizzards in a bucket, mumbled a bunch of gibberish, and hoped like friggin' hell we didn't accidentally summon ghoul-durn Cthulhu! 🫣🦑

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

Wishin' everyone out there an extra special ghoul-durn, magot-nificent Halloween! 🎃🦇

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

The game system of the undead.

It does exist. https://t.co/vofaCBJVOs

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

Some folks just won't give up the ghost, but personally, that's no way to live.

And for the ghost ain't no way to die neither. 😬👻🔮✨

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

What do you call a zombie who forgets to eat?

Absent minded. 🧠🧟‍♂️💫

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

All episodes of our HORROR ANTHOLOGY series now available on YoutTube! For whenever, y'know, you have some 'time to kill.' 😱🔪🩸

https://t.co/bzeuUpstY0

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

Nuff said... 🤬

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

GREGOR: If the phone rings again, don't answer it.

CONRAD: Oh, telemarketers?

GREGOR: No, some smart aleck keeps callin' from the attic. 📞😱

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course, but have you ever heard of talking corpse?! Then talk to Mr. Dead! 💀🦇🎵

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

@RebourneThe I mean, you'd think I'd know a thing or two about being 'late.' ⚰️🥀

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

They tell me I have one foot in the grave.

Well, that's true, but it's not like I wasn't gonna go back for it. 🪦💫

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

@seanwritenow

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

I have no talent for carving pumpkins, unfortunately. I reserve those skills for cadavers. 🎃

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

"The 'Great Thing'" (New Campfire Story Short!) READ HERE: https://t.co/MoAuAxQc4y 🎃⚰️

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

@JustTamms @SpiritHalloween Great and thanks! Whether it's any good or just plain bizarre, please share with your spooky friends 👻 ✨️

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

So, I noticed @SpiritHalloween is on Instacart 😅

Why dost thou tempt me hallow spirits of the ethereal realm? 🎃🦇

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

ME: Y'know somethin'? It be kinda cool if a witch turned me into a cat. 🧙‍♀️🪄

ME as a CAT: ... HELP! 🎃🐈‍⬛️✨️

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

@seanwritenow Yes, indeed! ⚰️☕️

[Gregor the Gravedigger @WeirdHalloween]

INSTRUCTOR: Okay, can anyone give me an example of an achievable goal?

GREGOR: *raises hand*

INSTRUCTOR: *sighs* Anyone besides Gregor and anything else but death! ⚰️