Coach McGuirk

I gave @weirdherald a handjob

[Coach McGuirk @weirdherald]

https://t.co/wKxDaqU5et

[Coach McGuirk @weirdherald]

I wear one black elbow-length satin glove when I pump my gas

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Oppo Sal!

@stewart_sal

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Lifelong @Reds fan logging on

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It's not the heat. It's the humidity.

[Coach McGuirk @weirdherald]

@ENWHYGaka Don't let @espn off the hook. They're just as guilty.

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@L_D_8 but can you skin a buck?

[Gertrude Larue @GrossOldCunt]

When @weirdherald tweets the picture of a white woman with something brown on her head

[Coach McGuirk @weirdherald]

@RexMasterson1

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Lifelong @Reds fan logging on

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#BETAwards

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@RichieHits74

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Y'all wanna watch a movie?

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Anytime I make eye contact with a wild animal of any kind, I get a boner

[Coach McGuirk @weirdherald]

Lifelong @Reds fan logging on

[Coach McGuirk @weirdherald]

@SleeperReds The Boathouse

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@FreshlySane GO BACK TO AFRICA