hauwa🧕💙

Alladhina yu'minuna bil ghayb

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Which male rapper did I originally write that song for? #NickiTrivia #YouTheBoss
And actually I didn’t write it down I freestyled all of it in the booth. The chorus, the bridge, the outro. There were no raps on it when I left the studio. Who’d I write it for & give it to?

[Captain. @LogyBack]

Lmao convince you? Am i the one who was crying when efcc raided your home?

[cici💛 @shezzzz_weird]

“Jonathan must go”

“Buhari must go”

Tinubu -blank

Gettout abeg🤣🤣

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Buhari regime: “Oga you are a FAILURE”
Tinubu regime: “BAT dey try”

We know why 😂

[Manjul Vic🦅 @VictorManjul]

I Bought my first car in 2024
I Bought a plot of land in Jos
I Bought another in Port Harcourt
I Started Saving as an adult in 2024
I built my pig farm, & established in 2025

A single emergency: My Mom’s illness in 2026, made me sold & cleared everything, including my Savings‼️⚠️

This is LIFE in Nigeria.

You can struggle to build your life as a young person, without government support, but a single emergency can have everything crash, right before your eyes.

You will start life all over again, without support!

All because we don't have a Government‼️

When you see me put in extra efforts to sensitize people on voter registration & participation,

I am simply pushing for the installation of a people-oriented leader, who would establish a functional system/country that benefits and supports all Nigerians.

I am a VICTIM of NIGERIA⚠️

As an only son, who lost his father & 7 other family members to insecurity,

Family members who would have been a support system

Imagine pushing through life alone to attain a certain milestone, only to crash back to square one!😪

Nigeria has happened to me in ways you can't imagine, so I'm making efforts to see that it doesn't happen to others

PETER OBI will build a NIGERIA that supports you, not one that impoverishes you & feeds you bread crumbs.

Our only chance at having a decent FUTURE as Nigerian youths, is a PETER OBI presidency!

#NigeriaWillBeOK

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

With what we see in Nigeria, you cannot tell me that if Peter Obi was a fraud, he would not be in jail or be exposed today.

The DSS, the EFCC, the police, the military and others, are not that stupid not to be able to fish him out.

Peter Obi is a saint amongst criminals.

End.

[Jola @Jollz]

Nigeria right now under Tinubu feels like the Pride Lands when Scar was in control (Lion King). Barren, fruitless and sad. And just like Scar, he doesn’t care. King of ruins is still a king. Terrible stuff

[Kunle Kenny -The Joy Dispenser @kunle_kenny]

I cannot overemphasise this! It’s books. It’s not podcasts, not movies, but BOOKS!
You HAVE TO read! It engages your brain in a unique way. Your imagination comes alive, your curiosity is inspired, and your use of grammar is sharpened! You MUST read!!

[Anthony Abakporo @anthonyabakporo]

“When Praying For People In Psychiatric Wards, Include Tinubu Supporters”- Yvonne Jegede

Me: Seconded...

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

Since Tinubu entered Aso Rock, the Nigerian Army has NEVER RESCUED anybody, like they claim

EVERYBODY PAID RANSOM FOR THEIR FREEDOM, EVERY SINGLE TIME.

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

This is how white people narrate history. 😂

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

You MUST by all means develop a strong opinion of yourself so you don't end up internalizing the beliefs others have of you.

[Deborah Chioma Adewale @DebbieAdewale16]

You cannnot carry your hair like this in Nigerian universities anymore, they'll say you look unkempt. We regressed so badly.

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Tinubu is the president in charge of insecurity but Peter Obi is the one they are angry at for not answering insecurity questions. 😅🤣😀

Crazy things are happening..

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Early yesterday, a trailer was driving behind my aunt. She decided to enter into the fuel station, which was unusual because she usually does that in the evening on her way back from work.

After filling up, a little further down the road, she saw that the trailer's brake failed, killing 16 persons ahead.

We need to be very mindful of road worthiness in this country. 16 persons were undeservedly murdered because a vehicle was not road worthy. It is crazy. How do you begin to console the families for the loss? What consolation equates to life?

[gaangbaanger🌈💗ྀི🇨🇼🇨🇻🇬🇭🇨🇩 @6ixofwandz]

Children of the VERY average Nigerian used to have birthday celebrations. The parents would rent canopies, cook and invite djs. There used to be parties and the entire neighborhood would gather to celebrate w the child. I don’t hear birthday music anymore. There’s nothing left

[Ifeoma Igbotic @IfeomaIgbotic]

Peter Obi said there is no reason Nnamdi Kanu should be imprisoned, and some people got angry,

Yet your country rehabilitates terrorists. Hypocrites!

The only reason you are upset is because Nnamdi Kanu is an Igbo man.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Immediately I left the gas station where I bought a kg of gas for N2500, I went back home straight, opened my locker, carried my PVC & dusted it.

2027 election is a matter of life and death.

Tinubu must go oo!

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

The presidential villa is going off-grid for the first time in the history of this nation under the same president who promised to fix electricity in four years.

Hilarious!

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

Having a small body is an anti-aging cheat code. But you’ll deal with small small disrespect.