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@JayViperTV No matter how many times I hit that randomize button, I can't make a white dude in State of Decay 2. I might find something close to a white guy, but then he looks nothing like it in-game because the lighting was bad earlier while I was randomizing.

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@VeeValentine03 Isn't her model 33?

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@YUGEBOLZ I did it too, because I was sick of seeing this.

[Não Intendo @blognaointendo]

Não tô fazendo nada... Vou causar um genocídio

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@Awk20000 Hasan actually believes Newscum writes his own tweets? It says "office". It's a fucking intern.

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@curatorgamingx Didn't Xbox already say Fable is gonna be absent from this year's Summer Game Fest?

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@Grxit These people keep using the word "weird" whenever they want to try to accuse people of being pedos but they won't just come out and say it because they know they can get sued.

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@MadamSavvy In 5 years, they will insist that Stellar Blade was made for them.

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@The_Town_Cry_11 Was this the result of incest?

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@takanashikiara Got super lucky. 50 pulls and another 40 pulls for her weapon.

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@NIKKE_en I don't think my heart can handle Marian pleading that she won't pour flour on her head or wear underwear on the outside again.

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@DschlopesIsBack Punching a gaylord? During pride? How bold.

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@TimSweeneyEpic @SoloEnSteam Hey, where's Rock Band 4?

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@CultureCrave "increasingly becoming a platform"...
Bruh. BRUH. What do they mean? They just forgot the last 25 years of Xbox? Did they get an AI to write their speech as if Xbox has never been THE platform in the west, especially during the 360 era? Xbox executives have only gotten stupider.

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Cat Call.

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Please, for the love of god, let the game attempt to reconnect me to my own damn lobby. I don't spend 20 minutes figuring out the ghost just for the game to kick me from my own lobby and get nothing while my friends grind out the rest of the perfect investigation without me. I'm so sick of getting kicked from my own lobby that I'm hosting, to have to wait even longer for my friends to finish getting credit for my work, while I have to make a new empty lobby to sit in and do nothing until my friends can join. Add more reattempts for reconnecting, don't instantly start host migration to the next player and kicking me. Address that and I won't bother you ever again.

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Sort of turn-based strategy rpg. Your team goes, then AI team goes, repeats. Chapters 1 - 10 you can kinda coast through, but then after that you need to really gear up and use some cookie-cutter builds for teams. Outside of the main story, there are a bunch of "what if" scenarios, like what if they were in fallout, or high school, or modern city with magical girls.
You will spend the majority of your time gooning, AFK-fishing in the background while you play other games, gooning, trying and failing at upgrading gear, gooning while AFK-fishing with porn on your second monitor, playing minigames, and gooning while letting your groups auto-battle while porn is on your second monitor asmongold is on your third.
It's pretty good. Maxing out costumes as soon as possible is key so you have more time to goon. All but 4 girls have huge knockers, but the flat-chested ones and one guy are great for buffing the party so you'll want to invest in those as well.
If you don't like gooning, this might not be for you. I actually avoided this game until they had a Goblin Slayer collab event. Now I have every character except for one guy who I repeated try to avoid during the infinity pulls.

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@ShitpostRock2 This isn't the right inflation.

[Incel Odo @trashmanrising]

No other industry deserves to crash more than the gaming industry.

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@Merrydawg That's unfair. Where's your manager at? Level 2? Do we need to fix a broken ladder first?