WeirdRalph

Official account of Weird Ralph: aspiring billionaire playboy, author of 14 unwritten books, lead singer in a one-man quartet. Pronouns: thee/thou

[WeirdRalph @weirdralph]

@DNIGabbard Respectfully, given that Fauci remains free, thanks for almost literally nothing.

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@Oilfield_Rando WTF did I just watch?

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@knoxnews Furman's going to be tougher than you think.
Go 'Dins! 😉

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@catturd2 Happy 80th, Big Guy!

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@SenWarren We need a wealth tax that's applied exclusively to Democrat senators named Elizabeth Warren.

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@grahamformaine This post has already aged like fine milk.

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@brianhgibson @benitoz Weird that you think it wouldn't

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@C_3C_3 At the very least, The Atlantic truly does suck.

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@FreeBeacon It almost makes you wonder whether anything she reported was real.

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@WSJ So, Republicans eat less? Or is it more about exercise?

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@ZannSuz @Cary21121001 @reinking_jesse

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@22Lamb22 @RNCResearch "Oh, lord, he's having another stroke. I sure hope Waffle House can seat us."

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@DHT12AMDG @redsteeze I thought Anderson was going to claw through the back of his chair trying to escape!

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@TheSun That's about 97 in Fahrenheit.

[Mann Made Cinema @Hotshot_Movie]

If you live in LA and your neighborhood is covered in graffiti and the city is ignoring it, just spray paint “VOTE PRATT” over it, and Karen will have it painted over within 20 minutes.

[Adam Scheidler @Scheidsa]

This may be the song of the summer.

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

This
is
AMAZING

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@TwitchyTeam Perhaps I'm missing something. If a man loved his family enough to support them while he was in the country illegally, would he not continue supporting them after he was deported?

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@TwitchyTeam Perhaps I've misunderstood. I thought the issue was that she abused the staffer. Is it more important that the video was leaked?