Chris parody Cartwright

Comms and social media director. Music snob and sports fan (Raptors, Tottenham Hotspur, Blue Jays, AEW). Opinions expressed are my own.

[Chris parody Cartwright @weirdscience]

Just sitting in to keep this thing active and keep this handle

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Don’t forget to vote tomorrow, fellow Trump supporters!

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@cllctMedia @darrenrovell Please, Fanatics, don’t buy it and chop it up to put into cards!

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@JGoldberg12 Vladdy gets paid.

[Eric Hosmer @TheRealHoz35]

What a joke❗️

Couple things here, I hope all current/future players take note on how PRO Mookie has handled this whole situation. I also hope you guys start recognizing these type of reporters and stop giving them access and your time if this is what they choose to promote. Give them the 🥾 just like the Pads gave Ken. What a 💩 article

#WorldSeries

[Chris parody Cartwright @weirdscience]

Has anyone started tracking private jets to see where Juan Soto is going yet?

[Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @PauliesOpinions]

Yeah Ton', it's me — Aaron Judge blew it when it counted, just like we told him. That príck Ohtani owes us even more now.

[bk @_bkuh_]

Hold my calls, I’m busy

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@ekoreen Perfect

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My week of being a dodgers fan is finally over!!!

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Wow I actually was not aware Magdalena bay were big grimes fans, I just rly liked the song ❤️ extra honored to have remixed this after learning that

Thanks for having me friends ^_^
Xxx

[Chris parody Cartwright @weirdscience]

Yankees fans

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Good Peterborough boy, that Freddie Freeman.

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@jmarshfof It gets worse: https://t.co/4CaEeNBUkm

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Yankees will be so scary when they sign Vladdy as a free agent in a years time.

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@ComplexMusic Cole won. This is better than any of the stuff the other two put out.

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@BobbyMilone29 Time to start following the private jets again!

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@markdjarvis

[Chris parody Cartwright @weirdscience]

Android users need to stop reacting to attachments.