Jasvinder

Alive

[Macha.My @MachaMy2]

Step aside Klang. Make way for Bangsar

[The Star @staronline]

To understand your parents' love you must raise children yourself. https://t.co/Blyt7Ruswe

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

"Aku jatuh moto semalam"
Kawan perempuan: wey hang okay ka? Cedera kat mana?
Kawan lelaki: pastu? Moto hang ok?

Itu la beza kawan laki dengan kawan perempuan 😆

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

Someone: thank you putt, may God bless you
Me to God: God, you heard that right?

Idk if it goes to His spam folder

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

Me suggesting a movie to others...
Me: watch this movie, you can learn a lot from it.
Friend: I don't watch movies at all
Me: oh okay(in my head "mental case")

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

@shaunvinda 🔥

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

I sneezed twice and my mind was like "Covidnainteen😰"

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

@sandeeooo Hahaha thanks bro

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

I believe many babies will born in December

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

Someone ate some bat for I don't know what reason la, now look at you. Nak pi kerja tak boleh nak bercuti2 pun tak boleh.

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

Relative: Koi caj da kam labla, viyaah keran di umar hogi. Je pese haini phir kistra viyaah karna, bhag ke viyaah karna tu?

Me: Je pese haini me thokk ke viyaah karlu.

Pin drop silence...

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

All the granmas on this day "don't look at the sky today, bad luck"

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

A stranger heard me talking to a stray cat 🤦‍♂️☹

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

Penguatkuasa catches and kill stray dogs everyone goes mad. Then the next meal they have in KFC. Lawak 🤣
#gebang

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

@tipsyking_ Yes shark learning how to fly

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

When you have a friend and her sisters all are so beautiful and you must ask her "what happen to you?"

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

@isvinbamotra Hahahaha

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

Its funny how when someone says "I saw your bestie" and you start guessing all your worst enemies 🤣

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

@Jaskeerat0809 Noooo i am the Patrick in Spongebob. I ate then i lupa and search the house

[Jasvinder @weirdshark11]

Was eating a Laddo and idk where i kept it. Must find it before the ants find it. Cannot find at all.