weirdwritingprompts

The writing is too slow. PROMPT IT. And also make it weird.
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Hear me out: what if all of us was butts

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What if you had a second butt?
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“Pumpernickel,” they yelled. “Pumpernickel, pumpernickel, pumpernickel. PUMPERNICKEL!”

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She never expected it to come covered in garlic sauce
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They called themselves the Parsnip Collective

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She sliced the wizard right open and couldn’t believe what came out

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I felt the goo creep through my Crocs and settle in between my toes. Only then did I realize my mistake

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Bunny knew his cauldron wouldn’t remain empty for long

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Janelle looked at Dre and Angela. They knew no one had ever *really* pulled off the three babies in a trench coat move, but it was now or never.

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A talking Dorito

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She reached into her pocked and pulled out a fistful of goldfish

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She walked into the bar, and he could tell she was the kind of woman who crossed her legs on the toilet

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"I don't call it spaghettification," she said, pulling her goggles down and turning to the ship's window, "I call it salmonification. And here's why."

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She got that hot lava feeling of word vomit rising from her core, and everyone knew what was coming next —

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He slid a glass of lizard gizzards across the bar. "So," he asked, "what's your story?"

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"Hear me out," he said. "What if we just slather it in mayo?"

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She looked over her shoulder. "You know the Supreme Court is a group of superheroes and villains fighting for control of the galaxy?" she told Janelle. And suddenly everything made sense

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He leaned over and whispered in her ear, "What if our faces were on our butts?"

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Tamara opened the carton of eggs & saw No. 4. That's when she heard Jim come up behind her — and she screamed

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Of all the places for it to begin, no one expected the Pensacola Courtyard by Marriott.

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