Martin Weiss

Stand up comedian, even while I'm sitting. ZBT-AK

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

@ZacharySRosen @WayneRooney Lit

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I have received your care package of sugared beaver tail and cured badger shins. We continue our march to face the Jungle Cat men once more. My sidearm continues to be true, the Squirrel Oil being a tremendous benefit. Please inform the cows I am well.
— Andrew

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

#PacersGameNight Put us on the board! Lol #GoCers #shemademedoit #bleedyellowandblue #hickory

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

#pacersgamenight #gocers #pacers! #shemademedoit

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

#pacersgamenight #gocers #pacers! #shemademedoit

[Amal El-Mohtar @tithenai]

New fad diet: only eat things you can sing to the tune of “Alexander Hamilton”

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

@trevor_mann @ColeyMick @ZacharySRosen 😂

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

Weird flex... but ok.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

"OH! HE CAUGHT A BODY!"

Sabonis posterized Embiid 😱 #SCtop10

[Zach Rosen @ZacharySRosen]

The White House is trying to silence critics. Revoking @Acosta’s press pass is a disgrace.

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

Phillip’s First Pacer Game!
#pacersgamenight #seasonoffirsts #iumedschool #weloveindy #gocers!

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

#pacersgamenight #section208 #WackyWednesday

[Matt @LuxMatt]

Kluber is going to shut them down @Indians

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

@SportsTalkJo3y @ZacharySRosen this is funny

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

Amazing

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

@ZacharySRosen Nahhhhh Lol

[Martin Weiss @weisserthanmost]

@HanFran195 Dead lol

[JiGGA ✞ @CjayyTaughtHer]

WELL GOD DAMNIT JIMMY HOW THE HELL ARE YA” https://t.co/glB6LPOnEo

[Techni-Calli @Iwillleavenow]

*to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name"*

SPELL MY NAME, SPELL MY NAME
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE EMAIL
IT'S NOT A HIDDEN DETAIL
THE SPELLING DOESN'T CHANGE