parker

I smoke weed and I know things 27 he/him

[parker @weistmeister]

Never blow your shit smoove off

[laura @urgoregff]

i love their little faces

[parker @weistmeister]

@cucumbermargs It’s a little outta pocket but any man who loves you enough will say go birds when he cums regardless of his affiliation with the Philadelphia Eagles

[MOHAMMED𓂆 @Mo7mmd30]

Everyone felt sad for the penguin walking alone and the monkey rejected by his mother. But this video is far more heartbreaking, yet it didn’t receive the same attention.

[hero thousandfaces @1thousandfaces_]

We didn't lose an hour. We gave it. To women.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Trans people commit 0.11% of mass shootings and are 0.8% of the population.

C!s men commit 98% of mass shootings and are 50% of the population.

[andy ◔.̮◔ *.゜ @p1ecesita]

how it feels to be anti generative ai when a lot of the people i like and care about use it and dgaf about the consequences of it

[11:11 @4ill23]

If I could put a star each time you crossed my mind
the cosmos would be jealous of the galaxy I’d made

[Chris Vernon @ChrisVernonShow]

“What the hell?!?” gotta be the call of the year 😂😂😂

ps- this rookie class is absolutely crazy

[blue @bluewmist]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

yeet me a beer bro, ahaha! (pulls you aside) listen, I might kill myself later

[mysti 🤠 mole ΘΔ @mysti_mole]

you're on thick ice young lady. frozen all the way to the bottom in fact. ngl you could get away with pretty much anything here