evil flute man

body and heart both in abyss

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

🌿🖤🎋🌑🍃🌃🌱🎶

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

may really is the month to look back and realise you truly have some of the best takes known to twitter #mdzs #tgcf

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

not me looking back on all my old tweets and remembering that my humour is unparalleled,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, every tweet a banger,,,,,,,,,,

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

No matter what DM Shi Qingxuan does to alter the rules to help him nothing works and fengqing advocate to kick him out of the group as well as Hua Cheng who keeps being stupidly lucky and pissing the other two off

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

Playing dnd with Xie Lian would be downright horrendous,,,,, his dice luck is so bad he’d be consistently rolling the worst options and hold back the entire plot,,,,,, he’d be on his like 34th dead character only an hour into the game lmfaoo 💀💀💀💀💀

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

💀💀💀💀💀💀 nooo this is genius cuz if it tastes bad the staff can be like that’s the point! It’s what he would have wanted! You just need to Hua Cheng your way through it 🥰🥰 meanwhile you’re losing teeth eating the buns

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

the donghua got away w a LOT more than I thought they would imean theyre way more physical😳😳😳but the untamed / cql wins when it comes 2 the 30 second longing staring montages w wuji instrumental in the background to show their love instead like the donghua didnt have the time

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

<< mdzs donghua / cql comparison >>

I was gonna do one of the angsty bits but I’m literally not strong enough so heres Fairy terrorising wwx while lwj protecs 🥺🥺
I only realise now how dumb the mask looks like homey you aren’t fooling ANYONE there’s literally no need

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

🌑🌻🌃⭐️🪵🏵🖤🌕

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

🌿🖤🎋🌑🍃🌃🌱🎶

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

🌑🌪🖤🌃🌫🌲🌌🥺

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

the tgcf anime dropped a whole year ago?!?!?! A whole YEAR AGO??!?!?!?!?!?!?

how 😀

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

ok ranwan have confessed and started fucking can we PLEASE just ignore them now and read the rest of the story from shi mei’s POV he is literally the only character I like

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

think god my boobs are still there

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

if meatbun doesn’t eat meat why does she write several paragraphs about whatever pork stew ranwan are having every 3 chapters

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

hua means flower,,,, xie lian made hua cheng blossom as a person but was also responsible for his death,,,,,,,,, many MANY THOUGHTS

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

do you think sqx got really into astrology and horoscopes at some point so hx had to make up a different birthday for himself so sqx wouldn’t know they had literally the exact same birth chart

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

It’s kinda funny how the most frequent words in mdzs perfectly sum up the story,,,,, the fact that wei wuxian is first and wei ying is last because everyone knew of wwx but only one person called him by his real name because he was the only one who always believed in him-

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

2ha manhua????? Bitch where

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

I can’t remember what episode of word of honour I’m on
Fuck

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

I don’t have any intelligent takes on tgcf anymore just wondering if San Lang had to half sleep on the floor in puji shrine bc Xie Lian’s fat ass was taking up most of the single bed

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

@fluffymeowmeon I don’t like kids anyway but there’s smthn about the protag’s sexual partner suddenly becoming literal baby that just ://////// at least with 2ha mo ran didn’t know it was cwn but that book didn’t need to be any more problematic

[evil flute man @weiwuxiannn]

the worst part of any danmei novel is when the love interest gets turned into a tiny child who the Fuck thinks that’s okay