Wendi Cramer

[Wendi Cramer @wej730]

@shoelesskc I blame it on the cats.

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You know it's a day when you break out the sour gummy worms before 9 am.

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I may be too old and cranky for concerts....

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@shoelesskc Only 7 more years on that contract

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Me: buddy, you did so much yelling at the hockey game your little voice is hoarse.

Pathetic 5 year old voice from the backseat: 'Neigh. Neigh'.

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5 yo's teacher:. Simone reminded me that one of her friends had left and that I needed to check them out.

Me: she's great at giving reminders

5 yo's teacher:. Yep, and then she told me 'i don't know where you'd be without me'

Oy

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5 yo: Mommy, I've been thinking about what I'd be called if I were part of the spider crew.

Me: oh yeah? What's your name going to be?

5 yo: Smalls. And I'll be able to be really small and have light in my suit and be super strong.

I guess she's thought it through.

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5 YO: Mommy, what's it mean to vote

Me: well ... (Go into long explaination about the basic principle of voting)

5 YO: Silence...

5 YO: Does gum stick to the inside of your cheek?

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Five years old!!!

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Disney in a nutshell #patience #lifelesson #gonnameetmickey

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2 1/2 hours into a drive

4yo- I see a pretend tow truck
Dad- I see a pretend car carrier
4yo- I see a pretend daddy with hair
Dad- .... .... Wow, that hits way too close to home.

My kid is HILARIOUS

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@shoelesskc Weird... I was told it was a picture representing the structure of a cell. We must be talking to two totally different 4 year olds.

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@guster proudest mom moment yet.

4 year old:. "can I please listen to my music?"

Mom and dad: "sure"

4 year old: "Echo, shuffle songs by Guster"

4 year old: "...Do you looovvee me?"

#nextgenerationgusterfan

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4 year old: Mommy, did Jesus save Michael Jackson.

Me: ... ... ...

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@day_bobby There was headbanging involved in the video

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Today, I was proven that I made a good choice in child care for my preschooler ... They sent a dance party video ... The class was dancing to Zombie by The Cranberries (is this considered classic music now??)

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@shoelesskc About time that paddle some action.

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Sitting at a red light that turned green... Car in front of me doesn't go.

Me: let's go buddy
4 year old: Are you waiting for an invitation?

🤣😂🤣😂

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This hockey fan got her first taste of an in person game (despite what her face suggests, she's having a blast) #GoCanes