Josh

We do a little joshing in this house

[Josh @wejoshn]

I'm really not joking, I'm genuinely not trying to be funny.

I ACTUALLY think he's talking about himself here. He can't admit he hates himself but these evil people often do. I really believe he's just shit talking himself here.

Which IS funny.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: A friend of mine is a very obese person. I said, you're an extremely obese person. He's begging me not to mention his name because I'll destroy his reputation. He had some fat drugs. I said: it's not working—you look like shit.

[Josh @wejoshn]

Cattle

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

GTA 6 is estimated to have reached nearly 5 million pre-orders.

Nearly 90% are predicted to have chosen the Ultimate Edition.

(Source: SensorTower)

[Josh @wejoshn]

@lame_luka @trygraptor Should be up in about about an hour but sometimes they got up early so I'm checking early just in case.

[Josh @wejoshn]

@PuddiTatLevi They watch Fox News they ain't seeing all the shit he's been saying lol

[Josh @wejoshn]

@CultureCrave Kinda burying the lede here aren't you? Kinda weird.

[Josh @wejoshn]

@VautismSpeaks @scoutfreak

[Josh @wejoshn]

@TrevorOfficialR

[Josh @wejoshn]

His supporters are literally cattle how the fuck does this work on them?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump: They used the word, first time I heard it, made up by the Democrats. They said 'affordability.'

[Josh @wejoshn]

@postfatigue @xaviersonline_ I didn't believe it back then but I've sinced learned they were right lmao

[Josh @wejoshn]

@catofice It'll be true for me tho

[Josh @wejoshn]

What's funny is he's probably telling the truth.
They can't tell him anything or he'll just tweet about it lmao

[Acyn @Acyn]

Q: So, have you spoken to Senator Mitch McConnell?

Trump: No.

Q: How's he doing?

Trump: I have no idea.

[Josh @wejoshn]

Sounds like it wasn't very efficient.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) has officially been shut down.

[Josh @wejoshn]

Nah, it's malicious. We're past the point of pretending. Government officials are now allowed to openly lie and corruption is no longer hidden.
It's only natural that the rest of these rich assholes follow suit. It's a joke to them. They think you won't do anything about it.

[DustinEden @DustinEdenYT]

Sony: *announces the end of physical discs by 2028*

Also Sony the same day: *will close PS3 and PS Vita stores by 2027*

They really think you're dumb enough to not see the problem

[Josh @wejoshn]

@wolfmanjack87 @Hex_Mama444 https://t.co/KZmeRgkzLF

[Josh @wejoshn]

Literally only he could get away with saying this, it's fucking crazy.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Q: What are your plans for the housing affordability bill?

Trump: I don't know. It's so unimportant

[Josh @wejoshn]

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[Acyn @Acyn]

Johnson: The DSA… this is their platform. They put this on paper!  

Abolish the electoral college or replace the two-party system with a multi-party democracy, expand the House of Representatives, implement proportional representation and rank choice voting in all elections… End all military and economic aid to Israel, prosecute US and Israeli leaders responsible for the genocide in Gaza

[Josh @wejoshn]

@UncannyKam I still maintain that she just lied about this lmao she was desperate to stay in so she made up some bullshit and hoped the fans would back her.
It's the only thing that makes sense to me. She knew she was about to get the boot.

[Josh @wejoshn]

Waiting for the day Trump just admits to liking men so MAGA can start pretending like they were never homophobic and start advocating for gay rights

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I met a great police officer. New York's finest. And he said, 'Sir, I want to thank you. My wife didn't think much of me. We were having marital difficulty. She thought I was nothing.' I looked at him. The muscles were all over the place. He didn't suffer from that."

[Josh @wejoshn]

@doodlebug128 @thecainegal @Gargen123 @TobyTurner @DrKelpJrSPNKR I also recall him being a serial cheater and ine or several of their exes pointed to some insecurity or intense need for validation or attention that made him pursue any woman who gives him that attention.
Something like that, it was a long time ago after all.

[Josh @wejoshn]

@EXTREMEIYBADMAN @doodlebug128 @thecainegal @Gargen123 @TobyTurner @DrKelpJrSPNKR I did