Patrick

👨🏽‍💻IT Professional • 🏝Explorer • 🍾Good times

[Patrick @Wel_P]

I'm a soldier that sees the sun at midnight

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

The studio will never forget

[MR. HiMSELF @pushinM15]

Capitec listed at around R2 in 2002.

The vibe at the time: that's not a bank, that's a mashonisa that got a logo. Purple branding. Mall location. Serving people who couldn't get through the door at the "real" banks.

FNB wasn't worried. Absa wasn't worried. Standard Bank wasn't worried.

Because to them, and honestly to most of us watching, Capitec's customers weren't the right kind of customers.

Turns out there's no such thing.

There were 20 million people in South Africa who needed a bank and kept getting told no. Capitec said yes. Simple products. No minimum balance. Fees that didn't punish you for being poor.

The branch was always packed. We saw the queue every weekend. We assumed that meant something was wrong.
It meant something was very right.

R1,000 at R2 is now R2.1 million.

The bank we dismissed as a township loan shop became one of the most valuable companies on the JSE.

We didn't miss insider information. We missed the queue at the mall.

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

Is magriza still with us? 😭🙏🏾

[Patrick @Wel_P]

@zan_diva PowerBI 🤣🤣🤣

[Warona @corrl1nks]

"This is English" might just be the greatest response ever

[Lerato Pillay 🇿🇦💎🇿🇦 @LeratoPillayZA]

Trevor Noah entered the chat!
Every South African needs to watch this, please 👇🇿🇦

[SumitM @SumitM_X]

Be nice in the notice period...

The industry is smaller than you think...

[Fanoza @Fanoza2]

Either you company hop or stay getting 5% increases, its all up to you

[Malume Malusi @UncleCul]

lol Mxm smh

[Patrick @Wel_P]

I think the best way to prevent people from driving off without paying after filling up at petrol stations is to install tire spikes at each pump.

[Moshe @Moshe_Meso]

XHOSA NAMES

THE APOLOGIES - Xoliswa. Luxolo. Noxolo. Xolani. Xolelwa. Xolisa. Xola. Mxolisi. Nomxolisi

THE ENOUGHS - kwanele. Zanele. Banele. Anele. Sanele. Sanelisiwe. Nelisiwe.

THE FUTURE - kamva. Nangamso. Miso.

THE WELCOMES - Simamkele. Samkele. Samkelisiwe.Yamkela

THE HOSPITALS - Phila. Philiswa. Philani

THE INCREASE - Wanda. Zenande. Andile. Yandiswa. Zandiswa. Zandile. Anda. Mandisa. Nokwanda. Luyanda. Sisanda. Ziyanda. Bayanda

THE SHUT UPS - Thulani. Thuliswa. Nokthula. Athule

THE BEAUTIFULS - Zintle. Sihle. Esihle. Buhle. Lihle. Asemahle. Sbahle

THE WAITING LIST - Linda. Lindani. Lindikhaya. Lindiswa. Lindelwa. Lindokuhle.

THE CALM - Azola. Zolile. Zolisa. Zolani. Zola. Nokuzola

ESKOM GANG - Khanya. Khanyisa. Kwakhanya. Lisakhanya. Nonkanyiso.

THE WORSHIP TEAM - Dumisa. Dumisani. Zukisa. Zukiswa. Zukisani. Dunyiswa

THE HUMBLE CREW - Lulama. Lulamile. Thobile. Thobeka. Thobekile.

THE PROMISE RINGS - Sthembiso. Thembani.Thembela. Themba. Thembile. Thembakazi.

THE GRATEFUL GANG - Mbulelo. Bulelani. Sbulele. Bulelwa. Bulela. Bonga.Bongiwe. Bongeka. Abongile. Bongani. Bongiswa

THE LOVE CHILDREN - Thando. Luthando. Thandokazi. Noluthando. Thandiwe. Thandeka. Thandolwethu

THE EYES OF THE COMMUNITY - Liso. Noliso. Lisolwethu. Nosolwethu. Solabantu. Lisokuhle. Bonani. Qaphela. Boniswa. Bonelwa

THE BLESSED CREW - Babalwa. Lubabalo. Babalo. Nolubabalo. Sikelela. Ntsikelelo. Sikelelwa.

THE HAPPY CREW - Lonwabo. Nwabisa. Monwabisi. Sonwabo. Ncumisa. Vuyo. Mincili. Mivuyo. Vuyelwa. Vuyiswa. Vuyani. Noluvuyo. Vuyolwethu. Mihlali. Sinovuyo.

THE HELPERS - Mcedisi. Mncedi. Nomncedisi. Ncediswa. Ncedo.

THE PRESENT GANG - Akhona. Zikhona. Sikho. Zikho. Sikhona

[Bra Zwai(37+) 🧑‍💻 @zwai_ndimba]

Lmaoo my 2 year old son was at the kids play area in our complex.. The other older kids(black) heard him speak Xhosa with his mom and asked how does he speak that language... Bona they can only speak English shame 🤣🤣🤣

[Patrick @Wel_P]

Lol 😂

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

So, um, @elonmusk, looks like your South African brethren are returning to SA because the "white genocide" isn't apparently as bad as Trump's economy. LOL. What fragile little snowflakes you Boers are.

[Patrick @Wel_P]

@_shwabade_ @zuri_malkia0 @DaDa_Molau Lol 😂

[Rebaone Moilwa @rebzs1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Modern Dad @ModernxDad]

If a man stops arguing it means..

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

Adults who celebrate valentines must GROW UP !

[Portia Moemedi @PortiaMoemedi]

I just know the Xhosa folk thought these guys were singing about onions:

[DrMusa @DrMusaMthombeni]

Start. Just start!

You’ll figure out the rest along the way.

[Patrick @Wel_P]

@destinyzee @Kgothatsoxo Hahaha 🤣