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~Navy Vet- I work to give my pets a better life 🐶🐱 The only time you’ll see me run is to the break room for free food or from danger 🏃‍♀️

[H Dubb @welch864]

@Delta I need help logging in. It keeps saying my account doesn’t exist but then says it does when I try to sign up. Halp meeeee! I’m trying to spend money

[H Dubb @welch864]

@BreneBrown I listened to your first episode of Unlocking Us and I smiled my first genuine smile in weeks. Thank you so much for being that for so many of us ❤️

[H Dubb @welch864]

@khaybar628 @_bobabiss Luckily, I don’t have to convince you of anything. But okay.

[Disney @Disney]

Here’s your first look at Emma Stone as Cruella de Vil in Disney’s Cruella. The film, also starring Emma Thompson, Paul Walter Hauser, and Joel Fry, comes to theaters May 28, 2021. #D23Expo

[H Dubb @welch864]

@miss_amandamae @Carpedaryn @jthrasher looks like we’ve got a Taco Bell psycho on our hands 😱 who leaves a taco uneaten AND in a book?

[H Dubb @welch864]

@matthewhussey The single me feels so attacked 🤭😂

[H Dubb @welch864]

@nicolebyer If you’re in Charlotte, Let a bitch know! 🙌🏻😂

[H Dubb @welch864]

I need @Karamo to be my life coach for just a second. Especially now 🤭 I feel like he’d dig into why I am the way I am 😂

[H Dubb @welch864]

@MyFavMurder @GHardstark @KarenKilgariff I just listened to your announcement and screamed with excitement!!! 😱😭🙌🏻

[H Dubb @welch864]

Listening to the new @Martinis_Murder episode while cooking brunch with my fellow #deadicator

#eyesarethewindowsofstuff #ojosandhuevos #delicious @Carpedaryn @jthrasher

[H Dubb @welch864]

@thecoldpodcast My best friend in SLC told me about Cold and I wait for it each week! Also, my friends in NC have started listening too! Keep it up!

[H Dubb @welch864]

When you’re trying to turn around what Demi said about you but your #SouthPark knowledge gets in the way #TheBachelor #TeamDemi

[Matthew Hussey @matthewhussey]

When there's someone you want, trying harder doesn't mean he'll try harder.

Sometimes doing nothing and simply living your life is the best solution.

[H Dubb @welch864]

I’m all caught up on @SwordAndScale, @thecoldpodcast , @Martinis_Murder and @MyFavMurder...what do I do? Clean my baseboards or something?

[H Dubb @welch864]

@Carpedaryn @jthrasher You tha best!

[H Dubb @welch864]

@Carpedaryn @jthrasher I guess Matt doesn’t feel like doing his job by posting the pic of the ducks and the bat? Tell him he’s fired and Santa doesn’t want him for his sleigh the year either 👋🏻

[H Dubb @welch864]

@nicolebyer hook a girl up with Gavin’s number from episode 1 of the holiday Nailed It 🙏🏻 😂 if not, let Wes know he can get it 💁🏼‍♀️

[H Dubb @welch864]

Every married friend has at least one of the following two types of single friends:
1. The friend who is neurotic and always perfect and looking for a husband 💅🏻
2. The friend who doesn’t give a fuck and may remember pants otw out the door 😬

[H Dubb @welch864]

Waiting for freshly painted nails to dry while you’re craving that open bag of Doritos is a fucking prison sentence 😭