Teacher Jo

I am whatever I say I am. If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

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Never purchase a seat upgrade on @airfrance! 🤬 What a waste. They will just take your money and allow other passengers to sit where they want for free. Next time just look at the seat map and sit in whatever open seat is left... #TravelTips #lawlessness

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@KITKAT My Kit doesn't have a Kat. How sway?

I've never been disappointed biting into a Kitkat until today.

@Nestle @NestleUSA

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Okay, I just finished the episode. It's WILD!

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13 minutes into #TheGentleman on @netflix and I'm already hooked.

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@smoke_nd_pearlz I swear listening to this story, I know someone was praying for this woman.

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@KensBestLyfe Man, I wish I could hear the song, but outfits are too loud.

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@TheBaddestMitch Oh no, y'all got it wrong. It's way worse than that. He wasn't going to hit him with the jar. Tommy was planning on covering Dil in the banana baby food so the monkeys would attack and inevitably kill him. Tommy truly saw red for a moment. 😅

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@GMC Your commercial is wrong! How did it get past so many people to air? It's not HDNA it's HDDNA. Heavy duty is two words!!

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Am I being that Unreasonable? is one of the greatest shows I've seen in a long time. It was beautifully done and I want anticipating anything because I have no real where it was going. Normally, I'm able to guess. #daisymaycooper you're a genius.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Highs and Lows… After one of the most amazing weeks of my life. I wake up to the news I lost my friend today. Belz is gone.. Damn it! But remember this..’When you ARE having real fun and are Truly Happy. ENJOY it to the fullest! Cause Pain is inevitably coming.’ I’ll miss you Homie 🙏

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Bamantha = @netflix

https://t.co/ymydDu9xSn

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Read that again and say it loud for the people in the back!

[msqueenv @msqueen_vee]

A co-worker died 2 days ago. HR is busy cleaning out her office & a talk of posting for her position.Meanwhile,a family is grieving the loss of a beloved wife and mom.This is a reminder that you are replaceable to your work, but you're invaluable at home.Don't make work your life

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Imagine being a woman in the 1600s and knowing how to swim.

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Who could have guessed that after 3 years of covid that it would be the common cold to take me out? #TiredAF

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Dear @Starbucks, can you please change your policies to allow for birthday drinks internationally? I landed in Chiang Mai this morning with hopes of a Toffee Crunch Latte to start my day only to be told I can't collect my birthday drink. 🥺 Is this 30? #thataintright

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That's my boss! 🙌🏾

[Courtney Allen @iceebeenie]

2M total earned on @Upwork since starting almost 7 years ago to the day. Mind. BLOWN. 🤯

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Whenever I get to the top of the stairs and have to take a break, I try to convince myself that even Olympic athletes thighs would be on fire after that climb.

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Thank you for my teen years! But the real question, where are the #JUSTFORME girls?! The ones on the box AND the ones rapping on the cassette tape. They are the ones that shaped my childhood.

[Justshaunnn @chigirlmakeup]

I heard y’all were looking for the hair box girls…here I go 😂 I was the original ORS perm box girl

[Trevor Trout @totaltroutmove]

RIP Coolio. https://t.co/GHzLV4JHuu