kit from unicorn store 🦄

sometimes it just be like that

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Lol found it @shmivy_

[🌻🐈 🐕 🍄 @shmivy_]

MY SISTER MADE THIS AND IM SCREAMING @SteveCarell @johnkrasinski

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Lmao never using @UberEats again, I ordered from a restaurant that was open and it took so long that not only is the resaraunt now closed but I can’t even cancel my order or contact my driver.

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

@UberEats wtf is up with the fact that my order was sent to three different drivers who all didn’t pick up my order and now it’s 30 minutes later than the original ETA? I’ll just use Grubhub next time if that’s what’s going to happen.

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

hello welcome to amelia is never on twitter but is now having a mental breakdown and needs to shout into the void how much she loves her partner and hates school

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

I looked long into the abyss and the abyss looked into me and was like "bro take ur antidepressants and go to class"

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Why is it that I don’t feel like “hanging out” with my family all the time, but the minute I’m alone in the house I feel incredibly isolated and sad

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and takes beano to help digest plant protein

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

@griffinmcelroy me and my partner got some shitty photo booth picture stickers and we could add personalized text, so of course, 8 FT VERTICAL LEAP

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Lmao that relatable feel when you know it’s healthy to cry but somehow you can’t bc ur too depressed and anxious and overwhelmed so instead you just ingest ungodly amounts of coffee in an attempt to fill the empty void in your mind lololol

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

I am interviewing the dean of my college in four minutes and I’m so nervous which I really shouldn’t be bc he’s already seen me try to ice skate in an inflatable dinosaur costume so there’s not really anything else I could do to embarrass myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Any gender scientists out there want to explain wtaf is going on w me? I identify more with my leather jacket than my assigned gender

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Shout out to @tmbg for helping me be the only third grader in my class who knew what a nonagon was. Also thanks for making fun, weird, and sometimes educational music, here’s some of my fan art

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Me yesterday: literally about to have a mental breakdown from stress, cried bc I have no motivation to do anything, don’t have time to be productive or helpful to anyone
Me today: ya know what Im gonna do? Apply for Another Job

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Hey so quick question, who is it that wants Spotify to open by itself every single time you turn your computer on???? Who is this feature for????

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Me: sits on the stairs of the museum so I can get pictures for social media
Every student attending this event: does the exact same thing, despite there being open seating

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

so like i know im super gay but like now every @brandicarlile song i hear reminds me of my partner and like . . . me @ myself: thats almost too gay

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Sometimes you have to be unrelenting in your positivity on mental health Facebook pages in order to make yourself feel better ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Do you know this guy? He and some other guys were banging and kicking our door and yelling at us through our window and now I’m like super scared to be in my own damn apartment???

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Am I overwhelmed with feelings bc I legitimately feel more love in my heart than it can physically hold or is it just the increased dose of my medication interacting with the ridiculous amount of coffee I’m drinking this morning

[kit from unicorn store 🦄 @welcometosalty]

Listen I am feeling chaos running thru my body and I need a new tattoo STAT!

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and knows you can make it through this