keegan

Weld fast eat ass #trashpost

[keegan @weldfast]

So there could be this girl 🤔

[keegan @weldfast]

Remind me to watch interstellar

[keegan @weldfast]

If your receipt tells me how much to tip you, you might not get tipped.

[keegan @weldfast]

The chance of me killing you are slim, but never 0

[keegan @weldfast]

I’m not a licensed contractor but I’d still deck ya.

[keegan @weldfast]

Why do my eyebrows look like a fuckin barcode

[keegan @weldfast]

Half my friends disappear for a year and come back with a wife and a kid like damn boi

[keegan @weldfast]

If there is a ever expanding universe. That means there is a planet where I have the worlds largest cock

[keegan @weldfast]

Anal is king #eatass

[keegan @weldfast]

I hate having a stuffy nose bc I can’t do cocaine 🥺

[keegan @weldfast]

The bacon only spits at you because you’re a dirty little whore

[keegan @weldfast]

Suspended my license 24 times #ForKobe

[keegan @weldfast]

What if my whole life is a bad DMT trip 🤔

[keegan @weldfast]

Dm me if I can rail coke off your ass plz and thx

[keegan @weldfast]

Shooting up heroin is like my second favorite thing next to schools

[keegan @weldfast]

What a beautiful day to eat some ass

[keegan @weldfast]

Ranch is spicey, don’t @ me.

[keegan @weldfast]

Caught my pp in a zipper :(

Last time I wear zip up boots