Welease Wodger

Using hashtags to share puns, dick jokes, and to shamelessly push the comedy songs i make with my friends.

[Welease Wodger @welease_wodger]

On Katie Hopkins it's like an issue of the Daily Mail had a child in a YouTube comment section hate orgy.
https://t.co/Veiu6lcvOy

[Moe Davis (U.S. Air Force, Retired) @ColMoeDavis]

This is my country
Land of my birth
This is my country
Grandest on Earth.
This is my country
Land of my choice
This is my country
Hear my proud voice.

If you think I’m going to let @realDonaldTrump hand my country over to the Russians and racists you better brace yourself.

[Rebecca ♟️♟️ @rf11]

Just couldn’t resist tweeting this! Once in a lifetime headline! #peckerleaking

[Welease Wodger @welease_wodger]

Jesus died to save us once The Doctor did it 13 times.

I know who I'd rather follow.

[Ambiguous Marmosets @Marmoband]

Hey Marmo fans, sorry for the disappearance alas a mixture of a kindle and a washing machine left me a man without passwords.

Our mums keep complaining we don't do "nice songs" so we recorded this cover of Edelweis.

https://t.co/tEpAlvL8Iw

[Kathy Benjamin @KathyBenjamin]

Trying to cure cancer is a really noble endeavor, but I feel like scientists would save a lot more lives if they figured out how humans could live on a diet of just cheese.

[Welease Wodger @welease_wodger]

@KathyBenjamin Seems like a breelliant idea but you'd have to think caerphilly about the possible side effects.

[Dr. Jessica Taylor @DrJessTaylor]

At the risk of this becoming extremely heated... is anyone else feeling politically homeless with absolutely no party representing them?

I can’t be alone in this, surely.

You don’t have to give reasons or comments but... maybe RT this if you feel the same way.

[Welease Wodger @welease_wodger]

@Starry1337 Did you know in 900 years of time and space I've never met anyone who wasn't important? - The Doctor

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

Please vaccinate your babies. This can be deadly. Please.

[Welease Wodger @welease_wodger]

#WordsThatSoundDirty Dusty shag carpet.

[Welease Wodger @welease_wodger]

#ItsDifficultToExplainBut it started with a bottle of tequila, then some stuff happened, and then I woke up as bear king leading an army of polar bears to invade Alaska.

[Peter Egan @PeterEgan6]

.@moonbearjill @animalsasia There is no sight more wonderful than seeing moon bears having a pool party. I love this

[Ambiguous Marmosets @Marmoband]

It's nice that while Trump was in the UK he got to see that while Fox news tries hard for casual racism, syophancy, and old school misogyny the Daily Mail is still the original and best

https://t.co/h0fXiVsNld via @youtube

[Ambiguous Marmosets @Marmoband]

To my brothers and sisters in catering, it's finally over no more twats chanting "It's coming home" fifty times a pissing night.

[Avaline Darling @Avaline_Darling]

Dear America

In the province of Quebec, where the G7 summit was held, we have universal day care with a user fee of $7 per day.

Your child was poorly behaved, petulant and displayed signs of bullying.

Thank you for picking him up early.

You owe us $14.00.

#FUCKTRUMP

[Welease Wodger @welease_wodger]

@sadtendencies As a long term supporter of president Beeblebrox I find this comment highly offensive.