abbi!!

strong reader/writer (double-threat)

[abbi!! @wellbelcvely]

nothing is funny actually

[abbi!! @wellbelcvely]

@trixiemattel mitch mcconnell?

[Alaska Thunderfuck @Alaska5000]

OH, NATIONAL TOUR! ⭐️ ⭐️

It is a dream come true that I get to play Mary Todd Lincoln on tour through January 17, 2027 in the greatest play of the generation 🎩

[Lushious Massacr @LushiousMassacr]

I get that science nerds think this cool but think of the human beings who live right off that ocean. The people of the 956. La gente del Valle del Rio Grande. Their beaches are being destroyed. Their environment is being polluted and now their homes and lives are at risk. Who knows if their water supplies are being poisoned by the waste or who knows what dangerous toxic chemicals these people could be exposed to in their own homes all so that a loser billionaire can play with rockets and be a nazi. Girl please.

[axel ☆ aziracrow pilled @th3nightingales]

Do you think the minions would've worked for crowley

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

“they should teach media literacy in schools” english class “they should teach students how to spot misinformation” it's english class “they should teach kids critical thinking” its called engish class

[𐬺𐬻❁𝓡𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓮❁𐬻𐬺 @__rainedrop]

I JUST FUCKING BEAT CANCER

[Roxxxy Andrews @RoxxxyAndrews]

I miss Joann fabrics and 24hr Walmart

[mavi @martyrstat]

jacob and the rizzler now being mutuals on ig

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

KATYA !!!

[Drag Crave @Drag_Crave]

Hormona Lisa has given a much-awaited update on what she made for her husband's first work potluck. 🎉

[Drag Crave @Drag_Crave]

Hormona Lisa’s husband, John, has his first work potluck tomorrow.

[yara 💘 @dykeinof]

how it feels to be a lesbian and also a total bitch

[loustat nation citizen @TheEggsos]

when you have a friend

[T💋 @redkisskatya]

We love the katya wiggles

[holly ᯓ★ @spongebobinof]

I need new phannies to understand how HUGE of a deal it was that Phil said ‘bitch’ during his ii diss track 😭😭 like Phil’s ENTIRE branding at that point was that he was super innocent and never swore 😭 I remember absolutely LOSINGGG ITT when he said ‘fuck’ in gtpwtw 😭😭😭

[abbi!! @wellbelcvely]

@splinges @saltyloaf YUP oh my god i was like im pretty sure that was my show cuz my mom AND grandma came with me and they were like oh brother..

[brigid @splinges]

who remembers ii chicago when phil literally hit dan directly in the crotch w one of the projectiles & they abandoned the script & just were yelling at each other for like 2 min 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Ada 𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @YPZBYDJCMKatyaa]

schizophrenic jimmy fallon

[bea, saint of ethical rpf @bea_the_2nd]

author's note of the week

[Ina Saboteur @SleeplssEremite]

been rewatching succession lately and I can’t help but always think of kieran being hyped to see trixie at the critics choice awards iykyk lol